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Monday, December 23, 2013
The 25 Best Albums of 2013
While compiling this list I was tempted to put Beyoncé first even though I have not listened to the whole thing yet because even though it may not have the best collection of songs, Beyoncé won the year. While everyone else was trying to come up with a new way to market an album, Beyonce just went, “how quaint Katy Perry and your gold plated semi truck, I am dropping my album in the middle of the night on Thursday without any promotion and sell twice as many records.”
When I compiled this list last year, I was having problems because nothing seemed worthy of number one or even top ten for that matter. I chalked it up to listening music almost exclusively on shuffle. Basically when an album is released I would listen to it five to ten time, then the best songs go into shuffle never to be heard in its entirety again. So my New Year’s Resolution was to listen to at least one full album a day. And that worked, to a point, I am more content with this year’s list than last.
But Beyoncé really showed what is really hurting my enjoyment of albums: over-promotion. Much like no movies live up to the hype of their trailers anymore, the incisive promotion is so over the top by the time you hear it will inevitable be a letdown. The best songs were probably already released as promos and really all that is left if filler. And the promotion cycle has increased so much they last almost as long as presidential campaigns. Just this year, Drake released his first single in early February for an album that was not released until late September.
Granted some could argue that Beyoncé did not completely avoid marketing for this album considering she dropped a couple songs just prior to Super Bowl performance that were met with a resounding yawn. So instead of throwing more songs at the wall hoping something would stick, she finished the album on her terms and let everyone dissect it at once as a whole work of art, not parceled out over a couple months. And therein lies the problem with the current promotion cycle, by the time album is released, everyone has already downloaded the best song or two song that were pre-released as singles and have already moved on to the next big album that just dropped their new single. And in an era of diminishing album sales, Beyoncé was the first to figure out how to get people to buy your album, stop teasing and just give it to them. And it worked brilliantly. Just look at her first week sales which like every other artist were receding:
Dangerously in Love (2003): 317,000
B’Day (2006): 541,000
I Am… Sasha Fierce (2008): 482,000
4 (2011): 310,000
Beyoncé (2013): 617,000
And keep in mind Beyoncé was only available on iTunes and not physically, and that is only three days worth of sales instead of the usual six. Now the question is will this become the norm? Probably not, you have to be a global superstar like Beyoncé to pull this off and looking at next year, the only artists who may be releasing albums that could pull a stunt like this off could be U2, Taylor Swift (though she is the rare artists who's numbers are going up with each album), and Shakira (except she has already announced the date of her first single so she really cannot drop her album out of nowhere now). I do not think people will flock to iTunes to get that new Colbie Caillat album if dropped out of nowhere. Hopefully record companies do look at this and at least shorten the pre-album promotional period to a month or less.
So yeah, Beyoncé is not on this list, but the album just won the year because I spent over a page talking about it on my Best Albums of 2013 and I barely listened to it (my two word review: it’s alright; that only furthers the reason for a shorter promotion period, get the people to buy it before they realize it is only just okay; just imagine her first sales week if the album dropped a month or two after Bow Down was released; my guess it would have been lower than 4). So without further ado, here are the best albums of the year that I actually listen to all the way through (my original reviews are under each album for those that I did review while the album title goes to Amazon and the artist will take you to their iTunes page):
1. The Civil Wars - The Civil Wars
I Don’t Want to Fight but I’ll Fight For You if I Have To
2. Same Trailer Different Park - Kacey Musgraves
Woke up on the Wrong Side of Rock Bottom
3. Modern Vampires of the City - Vampire Weekend
Musings from the Back 9: Music Edition XV
4. Pure Heroine - Lorde
I’m Kinda Over Being Told to Throw My Hands in the Air
5. Days Are Gone - Haim
Nothings Gonna Wake Me Now Cause Im a Slave to the Sound
6. If You Leave - Daughter
7. From Here to Now to You - Jack Johnson
Musings from the Back 9: Music Edition XVII
8. The Electric Lady - Janelle Monáe
I am Sharper than a Razor, Eyes Made of Lasers
9. The Marshall Mathers LP2 - Eminem
Lets Take it Back to Straight Hip-Hop and Start it from Scratch
10. The Stand-In - Caitlin Rose
11. Mountains of Sorrow, Rivers of Song - Amos Lee
12. Lightning Bolt - Pearl Jam
Everybody’s Thinking That They’ll All Be Delivered Save it in a Box Like Lost and Found
13. Paradise Valley - John Mayer
A Little Bit of Summer Is What the Whole Year’s All About
14. Magpie and the Dandelion - The Avett Brothers
Let Me See Your Skeleton Well Before Your Life Is Done
15. Where Does This Door Go - Mayer Hawthorne
When the Music's on She Can Do No Wrong
16. Mechanical Bull - Kings of Leon
Musings from the Back 9: Music Edition XVIII
17. The Bones of What You Believe - Chvrches
18. In Rolling Waves - The Naked and Famous
Musings from the Back 9: Music Edition XVII
19. Like a Rose - Ashley Monroe
20. Wise Up Ghost - Elvis Costello and The Roots
Musings from the Back 9: Music Edition XVII
21. AM - Arctic Monkeys
22. Girl Talk - Kate Nash
Words Are Only in My Mouth
23. Don't Look Down - Skylar Grey
Someone’s Gonna Get Hurt and it’s not Gonna Be Me
24. Annie Up - Pistol Annies
Musings from the Back 9: Music Edition XIV
25. The Blessed Unrest - Sara Bareilles
Say What You Wanna Say and Let the Words Fall Out
Sunday, December 22, 2013
The 25 Best Live Performances of 2013
I have linked the YouTube videos where available and click the iTunes badge to buy the performance where available.
1. The Weight – Elton John, Zac Brown Band, Mavis Staples, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes, and T-Bone Burnett (2013 Grammy Awards)
2. Ignition (Remix) – R Kelly and Phoenix (Coachella)
3. Lonely Boy – The Black Keys, Dr. John and the Preservation Hall Jazz Band (2013 Grammy Awards)
4. I Will Wait – Mumford and Sons (2013 Grammy Awards)
5. Medley – Beyonce (Super Bowl)
6. Ain’t No Sunshine – Keith Urban and Miguel (2014 Grammy Nomination Special)
7. Locked Out of Heaven / Walking on the Moon / Could You Be Loved – Bruno Mars, Sting, Rihanna, Ziggy and Damien Marley (2013 Grammy Awards)
8. The Scientist – Holly Henry (The Voice)
9. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke, Jimmy Fallon, and the Roots (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
10. Royals – Lorde (2014 Grammy Nomination Special)
11. Bottom of the River – Vocal Rush (The Sing-Off)
12. Put Your Records On – Danielle Bradbery and Caroline Glaser (The Voice)
13. Strong Enough – Haim and Lorde (VH1 You Oughta Know Concert)
14. Love Interruption / Freedom at 21 – Jack White (2013 Grammy Awards)
15. With a Little Help from My Friends – Mumford and Sons and Friends (Glastonbury)
16. Follow You Arrow – Kacey Musgraves (2014 CMA Awards)
17. Folsom Prison Blues – Midas Whale (The Voice)
18. Forrest Gump – Frank Ocean (2013 Grammy Awards)
19. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – Jack Johnson and the Roots (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
20. The A-Team – Ed Sheeran and Elton John (2013 Grammy Awards)
21. Tiny Dancer – Caroline Glaser (The Voice)
22. What Makes You Beautiful – Street Corner Renaissance (The Sing-Off)
23. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together – Taylor Swift (2013 Grammy Awards)
24. Gravity – Ryan Innes (The Voice)
25. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light ‘em Up) – Vocal Rush (The Sing-Off)
Saturday, December 21, 2013
The 40 Worst Songs of 2013
There are trends every year that quickly become tiring be it ringtone rappers or being told to throw your hands in the year. But this year’s trend may have hit a new low: hashtags. Sure artists taking new internet technology has been since right after Al Gore gifted it to us (who does not have Collio.com in their album collection? Not coincidentally that was his first album not to go platinum). Hashtags popped up everywhere this year, well except actual social networking sites. Other horrible trends this year include Lil’ Wayne trying to pull trash out of history’s trash bin and Miley Cyrus. And you know it has been a bad year for music when Katy Perry, who has landed one song on this list each of the past five years, is absent this year. Here are the worst songs of the past twelve months that managed to be worse than anything on the new Katy Perry album.
1. The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis
2. Good Time - Paris Hilton featuring Lil Wayne
3. Ready to Go - Limp Bizkit featuring Lil Wayne
4. Say You're Just a Friend - Austin Mahone featuring Flo Rida
5. Work (Expletive Deleted) - Britney Spears
6. Bugatti - Ace Hood featuring Rick Ross and Future
7. Harlem Shake - Baauer
8. Cruise [Remix] - Florida Georgia Line featuring Nelly
9. Timber - Pitbull featuring Ke$ha
10. Perfume - Britney Spears
11. Twerk - Lil Twist featuring Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus
12. I Love It - Icona Pop featuring Charli XCX
13. #TwerkIT - Busta Rhymes featuring Nicki Minaj
14. Work - Iggy Azalea
15. Real and True - Future featuring Miley Cyrus and Mr. Hudson
16. #thatPOWER - will.i.am featuring Justin Bieber
17. I Wish - Cher Llyod featuring T.I.
18. One Way or Another (Teenage Kicks) - One Direction
19. Lolly - Maejor Ali featuring Juicy J and Justin Bieber
20. Feel This Moment - Pitbull featuring Christina Aguilera
21. Love More - Chris Brown featuring Nicki Minaj
22. Woman's World - Cher
23. We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
24. Wild for the Night - A$AP Rocky featuring Skrillex and Birdy Nam Nam
25. Fine China - Chris Brown
26. This Is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco
27. 23 - Mike Will Made-It featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J
28. I'm Out - Ciara featuring Nicki Minaj
29. High School - Nicki Minaj featuring Lil Wayne
30. Heart Attack - Demi Lovato
31. Applause - Lady Gaga
32. Holy Grail - Jay-Z featuring Justin Timberlake
33. Wu-Tang Forever - Drake
34. Banga! Banga! - Banga! Banga! - Austin Mahone
35. Best Song Ever - One Direction
36. Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
37. No New Friends - DJ Khaled featuring Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne
38. Miss Jackson - Panic! At the Disco featuring Lolo
39. Counting Stars - OneRepublic
40. Chloe (You're the One I Want) - Emblem3
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