10. The End of The Walking Dead (returns
2/20): It is the end of an era with The Walking Dead ending after eleven seasons. Though much like the titular characters, the
show will live on with a Carol and Daryl spinoff (spoiler alert, they do not
die… though I may actually enjoy a show following the zombified duo more than
what we will actually get) and of course there is always Fear the Walking Dead and supposedly those Rick movies, so I guess
this is not truly the end.
9. Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin: The original show had possibly the worst plot
twist in the history television when Allison’s brother turned out to be Allison’s
other brother who was about seven years too young from when they already established
the character to be. The soft reboot
with Allison and Mona was pretty bad.
Still, the quick glimpse in the HBO Mas 2022 teaser got me weirdly
excited for the third go-around.
8. Single Drunk Female (January 20): I know nothing about this show, there has not
even been a trailer released yet, but based solely on the name, I will be watching.
7. Pam and Tommy (February 2): When Hulu announce they were going to do a
show about the infamous sex tape, I went, huh?
Then they announce Seth Rogen as the dude who obtained the sex tape, and
again went, huh? But I was also
intrigued. This is one of those shows
you just hope completely goes off the rails.
Though I really hope we do not have to see how the Winter Soldier steers
a boat.
6. Problematic Sporting Events (Maybe?): Nothing I love more than international
sporting events and we will be getting two this year… maybe. With the Omicron variant wreaking havoc all
over the world, it seems like the Winter Olympics may follow the Summer’s lead and
postpone a year (the NHL already pulled out their players). Hopefully things will be better by summer for
the Men’s World Cup. Oh wait, they
pushed that to the late fall because some shady regime in Qatar, where it hits
triple digits in the summer, presented the highest bribe and they proceed to have
essentially slave labor build the soccer stadiums. The Winter Olympics are just as problematics
because it is being held in China who has a long history of human rights
violations. Sigh. But hey, maybe both events will be canceled,
but with money to be made and them being held in places that do not care about
the well-being of people, probably not.
5. The Next Game of Thrones (Maybe?): Ever since Games of Thrones was winding down, networks and streaming serves have
been on the lookout for that elusive next Game
of Thrones. There are a few
contenders coming out. Here are a few ranked
from least likely to most likely. Halo was supposed to be Showtime’s
foray into the attempted Game of Thrones
market but their corporate daddy gave that to Paramount+ (Showtime did get The Man Who Fell to Earth, which I am
pretty confident in saying will not be the next Game of Thrones). While this
is huge IP, space stories do seems to have a ceiling and The Mount is near the
bottom of the most subscribers’ power ranking.
Next up is Lord of
the Rings which is one of the biggest IP names out that that spawn two very
successful trilogies earlier this century.
Amazon has the big pocket and a large subscriber base, but as Apple has
shown with Foundation, shelling out a
lot of money on IP alone will buy you the next Game of Thrones. Plus while a
lot of people subscribe to Prime, there also seems to be a lot of people that
do not realize Prime Video comes with that two day free shipping.
So the most likely next Game
of Thrones will be… Game of Thrones. After spending a lot of money on a Pilot that
got scrapped, HBO went with another story and we will likely be getting House of the Dragon this year. But it is not guaranteed it will do as well as
the original show. House of the Dragon will have to win over a lot of fans who were
disappointed with the choppy final season and pretty bad finale. But on the bright side, this show will not have
to hope George R.R. Martin finishes the books before the get to that part of
the story
4. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, More Star Wars and Marvel
Shows on the Ploose: I will be watching
all the shows they release but the MCU seems to be having diminishing
returns. The Mandalorian was great, but will Star Wars fatigue set in when
they start pumping out more shows too? I
was fairly meh on the first episode of the Book
of Boba Fett. Here is my power raking
of the shows that are likely coming to the Ploose this year:
1) Obi-Wan Kenobi
2) Ms. Marvel
3) Secret Invasion
4) Andor
5) Moon Knight
6) She-Hulk
3. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (December
16) and Thor: Love and Thunder (July
8): While superhero fatigue is setting
in, the two goofier heroes of their respective cinematic universes and thus stared
in some of the more entertaining movies.
2. The Woman in the House across the Street
from the Girl in the Window (January 29):
Now there is a title. But all I
need to know is the series is starring Kristen Bell so I may have to
re-subscribe to Netflix for the first time in a while.
1. The Season Finale of Yellowjackets (January 15): Last episode was wild, Laura Lee’s plane blew up and it seems like Adam turned out to be the blackmailer, which could mean he could be adult Javi. Of course after Van survived being mauled by wolf, I half expect Laura Lee to crawl out of the lake at the start of next episode. Okay, I have actually seen the next episode and no spoilers, but there is a very big reveal and a popular Reddit theory gets vindicated. Okay, one spoiler: the girls butcher a Seal. No spoilers for the finale, mostly because I have not seen it. But considering how bat-shirt crazy things have been I am sure there will a few more jaw dropping moment for the last episode. It looks like the girls will be going to a reunion. I have to image we finally learn of some of the other crash survivor that made it to middle age. But will we see the presumed dead Jackie like I have been predicting all season? Will we learn of anyone else who is with Misty during the dining scene from the premiere? Oh, and the finale is entitled “Sic Transit Gloria Mundi” or “the glory of the world” in Latin, a phrase spoken when anointing a new Pope. One has to assume a new leader will be coroneted during the earlier timeline. Yeah, this is going to be wild. And since the show was already been renewed, we may get more than three episodes this year.
Here is everything else I will be watching while trying to stay warm this winter:
Mondays
8:00 – The Neighborhood (CBS, January 3)
9:00 – Snowpiercer (TNT, January 24)
Tuesdays
How I Met Your Father (Hulu, January 18)
Dollface (Hulu, February 11)
8:00 – Young Rock (NBC, March 15)
8:30 – Mr. Mayor (NBC, March 15)
9:00 – Abbott Elementary (ABC, January 4)
9:30 – Black’ish (ABC, January 4)
Wednesday
The Book of Boba Fett (Disney+, already started)
Pam and Tommy (Hulu, February 2)
8:00 - The Goldbergs (ABC, January 5)
8:30 - The Wonder Years (ABC, January 5)
Thursdays
Peacemaker (HBO Max, January 13)
The Dropout (Hulu, March 3)
8:00 – The Blacklist (NBC, January 6)
9:00 – Ghosts (CBS, January 6)
9:30 - B Positive (CBS, January 6)
9:30 – Pivoting (Fox, preview January 9, regular timeslot
premiere January 13)
10:00 – Grown’ish (Freeform, January 24)
10:30 – Single Drunk Female (Freeform, January 20 back to back
episode starting at 10:00 the first week)
Fridays
Search Party (HBO Max, January 7)
2022 Winter Olympics (NBC, February 4)
8:00 – The Blacklist (NBC, February 25)
Sundays
8:00 – Killing Eve (BBC America, February 27)
9:00 – Billions (Showtime, January 23)
9:00 – The Walking Dead (AMC, February 20)
9:00 – Fear the Walking Dead (AMC, april 17)
10:00 - The Righteous Gemstones (HBO, January 9)
10:00 – Super Pumped: The Battle for Uber (Showtime, February
27)
