Miley Cyrus is completely unbearable, and it turns out Jennifer Hudson turned out to be much better okay, I did like the nasty look she shot Adam when he turned for a soul singer before her). Add to that the Adam / Blake bromance was old ten seasons ago. So I knew pretty early I was not going to watch the episodes as aired and just watch the YouTube clips of the singing then skip to the end to see what team they join. No overly sappy sob stories (although I may have to go back and see what is up with the balding white dude who sang Maxwell whom you could have convinced me was a member of Steely SDan), no annoying coach banter. But unfortunately there is nothing else on at 8:30 on Tuesday so I would catch the end of those episodes. What really struck me about that last episode was how they kept talking about Miley making “herstory” with the very first all-female team.
Um, why is that something to promote? That just seems extremely sexist to me. Though I am not entirely sure who is to blame. Guys have been very hesitant to join female coaches since the start, I doubt any female coach has had a majority male ever. But then I wonder, at what point did Miley stop turning around for guys so she could have an all-female team? It also makes me wonder if she will try to Steal any boys in the next two rounds or will be taking girls all the way through.
1. Karli Webster (Team Miley)
2. Chris Weaver (Team Jennifer)
3. Shi’Ann Jones (Team Jennifer)
4. Lucas Holliday (Team Jennifer)
5. Adam Cunningham (Team Blake)
6. Moriah Formica (Team Miley)
7. Addison Agen (Team Miley)
8. Shilo Gold (Team Miley)
9. Noah Mac (Team Blake)
10. Ilianna Viramontes (Team Miley)
11. Ignatious Carmouche (Team Jennifer)
12. Dennis Drummond (Team Blake)
13. Sophia Bollman (Team Miley)
14. Anthony Alexander (Team Adam)
15. Davon Fleming (Team Jennifer)
16. Brandon Brown (Team Adam)
17. Janice Freeman (Team Miley)
18. Chloe Kohanski (Team Miley)
19. Esera Tuaolo (Team Blake)
20. Ashland Craft (Team Miley)
21. Hannah Mrozak (Team Adam)
22. Dave Crosby (Team Adam)
23. Stephan Marcellus (Team Jennifer)
24. Megan Rose (Team Miley)
25. Adam Pearce (Team Adam)
26. Jon Mero (Team Adam)
27. Meagan McNeal (Team Jennifer)
28. Rebecca Brunner (Team Blake)
29. Kathrina Feigh (Team Jennifer)
30. Whitney Fenimore (Team Adam)
31. Maharasyi (Team Jennifer)
32. Kristi Hoopes (Team Blake)
33. Emily Luther (Team Adam)
34. Brooke Simpson (Team Miley)
35. Keisha Renee (Team Blake)
36. Gary Carpentier (Team Adam)
37. Michael Night (Team Adam)
38. Mitchell Lee (Team Blake)
39. Dylan Gerard (Team Adam)
40. Anna Catherine DeHart (Team Blake)
41. Natalie Stovall (Team Blake)
42. Alexandra Joyce (Team Jennifer)
43. Eric Lyn (Team Jennifer)
44. Brandon Showell (Team Adam)
45. Jeremiah Miller (Team Jennifer)
46. Katrina Rose (Team Miley)
47. Red Marlow (Team Blake)
48. Ryan Scripps (Team Blake)
Okay, so I spend a lot of time in the intro complaining about how annoying (and kind of sexist) Miley was, but she did put together a pretty good team, same with Jennifer who notched three of the top four. But let’s add things up to see who has the strongest team.
Miley – 382
Jennifer – 310
Adam – 241
Blake – 232
Yep, the ladies are far ahead. I think the problem is that the two guys who have been o the show so long they know who gets votes (boring, mostly white dudes) and gear their team that way. Well at least Blake will mix things up with a few left of center contestants in the Live Shows but Adam goes full pander as the series goes on. Much was made by Miley’s all female team, but Adam only has three and I would not be surprised if none make the Knockouts let along the Live Show. But who cares what I think, what were people buying. Though I feel bad for people who were on the second week because Tom Petty just died and I believe by Tuesday, he had about fifty of the top 200 hundred songs.
1. Ashland Craft (104)
2. Brooke Simpson (127)
3. Jon Mero (184)
4. Karli Webster (187)
5. Addison Agen (207)
6. Michael Kight (210)
7. Anthony Alexander (241)
8. Dave Crosby (241)
9. Ignatious Carmouche (269)
10. Gary Carpentier (272)
11. Noah Mac (317)
12. Moriah Formica (332)
13. Davon Fleming (342)
14. Chris Weaver (349)
15. Natalie Stovall (416)
16. Dylan Gerard (442)
17. Emily Luther (475)
18. Esera Tuaolo (501)
19. Adam Cunningham (549)
20. Whitney Fenimore (553)
21. Chloe Kohanski (563)
22. Ilianna Viramontes (626)
23. Brandon Brown (690)
24. Mitchell Lee (703)
25. Lucas Holliday (706)
26. Jeremiah Miller (821)
27. Hannah Mrozak (866)
28. Megan Rose (885)
29. Keisha Renee (897)
30. Anna Catherine DeHart (1297)
31. Dennis Drummond (1302)
32. Rebecca Brunner (1303)
33. Red Marlow (1369)
34. Ryan Scripps (1379)
A surprisingly good showing by montage victims, half of them actually charted. Should I know who Natalie Stovall is? That is really high for someone who was montaged. Although there were eleven who were not montaged that failed to be one of the 1500 most downloaded song. Sure five could blame Tom Petty, still mostly sad. But let’s see who iTunes downloaders think is the strongest team:
Adam – 213
Miley – 185
Blake – 109
Jennifer 88
Adam really is iTunes magic, I thought his team was pretty weak this year, but being a team of mostly boring white dudes really helps. And he only had two people who did not chart. And though they may not have charted very high, Blake had all but one chart. Then look at newbie Jennifer who over half her team did not chart at all.
Time for predictions. This used to be really easy because they would basically tell you who would make the Live Shows by who they focus on during the Best of the Blinds episode, except there was none this year. Cannot pull This Is Us off the schedule to air a recap show. Suprising they did not pull The Blacklist instead. Oh well, they did give out the Battle pairings so here is who I think will win (they are listed first) in order with how confident I am I right.
Team Adam
Dave Crosby vs. Dylan Gerard
Emily Luther vs. Gary Carpentier
Jon Mero vs. Brandon Brown
Brandon Showell vs. Hannah Mrozak
Anthony Alexander v. Michael Night (Steal)
Whitney Fenimore vs. Adam Pearce (Steal)
Team Blake
Krista Hoopes vs. Anna Catherine DeHart
Adam Cunningham vs. Natalie Stovall
Mitchell Lee vs. Dennis Drummond (Steal)
Esera Tuaolo vs. Rebecca Brunner
Ryan Scripps vs. Red Marlow
Keisha Renee vs. Noah Mac (Steal)
Team Jennifer
Ignatious Carmouche vs. Eric Lyn
Shi’ann Jones vs. Stephan Marcellus
Chris Weaver vs. Kathrina Feigh (Steal)
Jereremiah Miller vs. Alexandra Joyce
Lucas Holliday vs Meagan McNeal (Steal)
Davon Fleming vs. Maharasyi
Team Miley
Ashland Craft vs. Megan Rose (Steal)
Brooke Simpson vs Sophia Bollman
Janice Freeman vs. Katrina Rose
Chloe Kohanski vs. Ilianna Viramontes
Moriah Formica vs. Shilo Gold
Karli Webster vs. Addison Agen (Steal)
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