Sunday, January 18, 2026

57 Channels and Only This Is On: January 18, 2026

 

Tell Me Lies:  What the fork did Bree do that her initial thought after hearing her future husband hooked up with her bridesmaids was, she is the worst person in the world?!?!?  My first thought is that she hooked up with Stephan.  Then I thought maybe something happened over winter break when she was staying with Lucy (though Lucy does not have a brother to hook up with and her father is dead… but she does have a sister).  But after being in the same photography class, my next thought was, did she hook up with Wigley?  Then there is also the whole freshman situation.  Will she hook up with the freshman?  Will she have a threesome with the freshman and Lucifer?  Is it going to be all of the above?  I hate we will probably have to wait five more episodes to find out.

 

Now, I cannot believe I am saying this, but Molly is low-key the MVP of the first three episodes.  I was shocked to see her again after Slapsgiving.  I guess you can attribute the first episode to her being on drugs, yet after that walk of shame, I once again thought we would never see her again, but she is still around.  Her storyline is going to end epically and hopefully they can outdo Slapsgiving.

 

The lowlight of these episodes is Diana being pregnant.  I really hope she does not return home after the wedding to a seven-year-old little Stephan.  But I am certainly not putting above Stephan to poke holes in a condom.

 

Hijack:  Wait, I thought this was going to be a Die Hard situation with Idris Elba at some point saying, “How does the same thing happen to the same guy twice?”  But he is actually going to be doing the hijacking this season. I also was not prepared for the “Last Season On” segment to be so long.  I guess this hijacking ties into the last one.  Alrighty then, buckle up.

 

The Hunting Party:  I glad that dude in the resin turned out to be dead. When they said to check the pulse, I was like, no, no, there is no possible way.  At least I got a good laugh out of the response.


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