Sorry I don’t have anything proper written for today because I have spent the last coupe days in the greatest thing ever in the history of the internet: flavoroflovecasting.com. Seriously, who needs the let down that has been Trapped in the Closet when you can watch videos of morbidly obese hood rats, as they attempt to get on a show where they will have to make out with a dude pushing fifty. There was even someone who created a profile for the loser everyone loves voting for Sanjia (much apolagies if it was actually him who created it). Of course be sure to look out for the casting special that will undoubtedly be repeated constantly for the next couple week.
What is great about the competition is, for as clinically insane some of the past contestants have been, here we get to see some of the girls that are so out there, even the producers wouldn’t cast them for the fear of what they would do to Flav, other contestant, or themselves. And another thing that is great is that we can vote for our favorite and the top five vote getters will automatically make the show. Currently former Flav castoff Buckwild (apparently Mo’nique’s ceremonial burning of her name didn’t take) has a commanding lead at number one. Although she did state in the casting special that former Flavettes were not eligible, so she may not be welcome back in the house. Here are some of my favorites:
Sergeant Beverly: Currently number two on the vote list, and despite parading around in a wedding dress I am going to go out on a limb and say that is a dude.
CrzyWhiteBootie: Who knew Courtney Love would audition for the show.
Dance: The biggest surprise is between the enclaves of the big booty submissions; there are actually a few serviceable applicants.
For all of you chicks with daddy issues out there, you still have time to upload you own video in hopes to get fondled by Flavor Flav on basic cable as voting closes on September 4th. Or if you live near one of the cities listed (yes Cunucks, even you have a chance to make it on the show) you can go to one of the open casting calls.
I can't watch Flavor of Love...or any of its spin-offs...because...well, I just can't...
ReplyDeleteBut I am glad that it's out there because it does serve one good purpose...it keeps these people off the street for a little while (and it gives Flav something to do in-between PE gigs...I guess that counts for something too.)
I can understand why you can't watch the show, to be honest, one episode a season is about all I can take. Although I have to admit the Charm School was disturbingly entertaining.
ReplyDeleteThank GAWD you embedded the clip b/c Sargent Beverly's video has been taken off of the VH1 site!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow could they take down the second most vote getter just because he may or may not have man parts? Where's the ACLU when you need them? Sargent Beverly must be on the show or I'm boycotting.
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