I Want My Music Television vol. LXXXV

There have been a couple of videos that have caught my eye lately so I thought I’d give them some love since the death of Musical Television left a void for a forum on the art form. If you are interested in buying the video through iTunes, click the title link (where available). If you are interested in buying the song, look for a link in the analysis.


Airplanes - B.o.B. featuring Hayley Williams of Paramore



I really hated the first single from B.o.B. and am getting tired of all the emo rap been going on lately, but there is something about the chorus, courtesy of the chick from Paramore, that just gets stuck in my head and bounces around there for hours.


Dear God 2.0 – The Roots featuring Monstars of Folk



The last time The Roots updated another artists song was so good that I deemed it the best song of 2003 but where The Seed 2.0 took Cody ChestnuTT’s low-fi song and pumped it throw a full band stomp, Dear God 2.0 just adds some raps and an extra beat to the Monsters of Folk which just seems lazy and disappointed compared to The Seed 2.0.


End Love - OK Go



Another interesting video from OK Go to go along with an “eh” kind of song.


Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) [English Version] {The Official 2010 FIFA World Cup (TM) Song} (feat. Freshlyground) - Shakira



Big soccer game today for us Yankees (which will probably be over by the time you read this) and I am not sure if this Shakira official 2010 FIFA theme will do much to get many players excited (this time for Africa didn’t really come true as it looks like none of the continent’s teams will advanced). And Shakira’s home nation of Columbia didn’t even qualify (but was the subject of the most recent ESPN 30 for 30 episode).

Previewing Memphis Beat

Not since Bowling Alley / Lawyer has there been an occupation title as wacky as Detective / Elvis Impersonator. But what else would you expect from the character formerly known as Earl Hickey. But Jason Lee has traded his trademark mustache for Elvis’ trademark sideburns (but his lack of hair keeps Lee from sporting the famous pompadour) for his new show Memphis Beat premiering tonight on TNT.

Besides a quick look opening and closing, we really do not get much of a view of Lee’s night job with most of the pilot on the beat (dare I say a Memphis beat) doing his best to solve the case of the week that involves an exploited elderly woman who at one point of the voice of Memphis as a popular DJ. But much to his dismay, this is also the day his new lieutenant shows up (in the form of Alfre Woodard, Desperate Housewives) and quickly sets herself apart from the former lenient one. Their first spat involves a lamp that Ralphie Parker’s dad would appreciate.

For those who can’t imaging Jason Lee as a detective, things get easier after DJ Qualls (Road Trip) is introduced as an uniformed officer with a knack for messing up. Though not listed in the credits, Memphis is another big character on the show from the locals to the music with Stax records getting plenty of spins in the first episode. Noted bluesman Keb’ Mo’ will even provide orginal compositions and performances for the show.

But bringing up the bowling alley / lawyer reminds me of Trust Me, the TNT series starring Tom Cavenaugh that lasted one season. The show was highly anticipated on my side with highly likable actors but the show just never came together. I get the same feel after one episode of Memphis Beat, the actor are great, but there is still something lacking to make it a great television show. Hopefully Memphis Beat finds its footing (and fast) or it will suffer the same fate as Trust Me.

Memphis Beat airs Tuesdays at 10:00 on TNT. The show is preceded by Hawthorne at 9:00 of which has its second season premiere tonight where Christina and her co-workers find themselves at a failing hospital after Richmond Trinity gets shut down.

Contest: Ice Road Truckers Season Three Blu-Ray Giveaway

(Scooter's Note: This contest is over, the winner has been e-mailed to get their mailing address. If you would like to purchase the Blu-Ray, click the picture at right.)

Today is officially the first day of summer and I am celebrating by helping you stay cool this summer by staying indoors which watching literally the coolest show on television Ice Road Truckers which you can win the third season on Blu-Ray. All you have to do is fill out the form below and tell me what else to you plan to do this summer to keep yourself cool.

You can enter the contest once a day until the contest ends Sunday, July 4 at 11:00 PM EST. The winner will then be picked at random from all eligible entries and will be contacted shortly after so I can get your shipping address. This contest is only open to people with a shipping address in the United States.

Here is some information on the Blu-Ray sent along by A&E Home Entertainment:


ICE ROAD TRUCKERS: THE COMPLETE SEASON THREE brings you to the most treacherous landscape on earth: northern Alaska. In Prudhoe Bay (250 miles north of the Arctic Circle), a network of ice roads in the tundra crisscross river systems and open ocean to connect America s booming North Slope oil fields to dry land. Every winter, truckers have less than three months to shuttle critical supplies over the ice. The only problem is there's just one way to get to this remote location: 400 miles of ice-covered, mountainous terrain known as the Dalton Highway. The Dalton is the lifeline to Alaska's oil industry.

BONUS FEATURE: Additional Footage

DISC 1 (5 episodes, approx 235 min): Deadliest Ice Road / Rookie Run / Canadian Invasion / Blinding Whiteout / Accident Alley

DISC 2 (4 episodes, approx 188 min): Arctic Ice / Wicked Weather / Killer Pass / Turn and Burn

DISC 3 (4 episodes, approx 188 min): Ocean Run / Busted Parts & Breakdowns / Race for the Finish / Arctic Thaw / Bonus

57 Channels and Only This Is On vol. CXXXV

Quote of the Week: I'm offering you all I got. This is not just about football. Think about that. (Coach Taylor – Friday Night Lights)

Song of the Week: Fire – Augustana (Friday Night Lights)

Big News of the Week: USA Battle Back for a Tie: Let me first start off by saying I was an referee for my intramural department in college officiating most of the sport and whenever ESPN like to obsess over blown calls I tend to speak from an official’s perspective. Like recently with the blown perfect game call. I routinely tell people complaining of the call, sure it is obvious blown call when you view the super slow-mo shot from a camera fixed on the bag. Watch the replay in real time and then ask yourself how bad the call was.

With that said, it is hard to defend most of the referee’s decisions in the game especially the game winning goal that wasn’t when he hasn’t explained his thought process himself. Yeah I can use my usual official excuse standby, if you would have played better, no matter how bad the officiating was, you could have won. And the USA was dreadful in the first half letting up two goals on players just running feely in the backfield.

But America can rest in the solace that there game against Nigeria is a win and advance situation (but as England found out, that is easier said than done) and if the cards fall right could even wind up with the number one seed from their group.

Persons Unknown: One of my earliest Lost theories was that the plane crash was orchestrated by the parents of our castaways because it seemed like everyone on the island had daddy or mommy issues. Unfortunately I was wrong because it turned out as just a silly battle between some guardian of light and a pillar of black smoke. In another Lost parallel, it looks like everyone on Persons Unknown will also have some problems with their parents as the single mom is estranged with her mom and we learn this week that the token hot chick has some problem her papa also. But the biggest “huh?” moment of the week is what was with the light (another parallel) that brought them back to town and presumably also healed the night desk man of his earlier beating? I was hoping the show would stay away from the supernatural, but it is hard to explain that in the real world context. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Persons Unknown on iTunes.

Pretty Little Liars: Seems a little to convenient that the brainy one happened on the blind chick send a text. But is a female teenager sending a text really that out of character to make her the prime subject? Especially considered that they all receive a text in her presence (of course as we learned from Scream, having an accomplice is the best way to get people off your scent). I have always hoped that A would turn out to be one of the foursome or the supposed dead chick herself. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Pretty Little Liars on iTunes.

Happy Town: I got my answer as why keep Henley in town, but now the new question is why is Mrs. Haplan working with the Stiviletto’s? You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Happy Town on iTunes.

Friday Night Lights: Two season after everyone assumed it would happen, Glen finally made his move on Principal Taylor thanks to some liquid courage and it was as awkward as expected. Just as awkward: the mud wrestling contest between Tim Riggins and Madison’s dad (I guess they were throwing a bone to the female viewers who had to put up with multiple stripper scenes this week). And what moment of clarity was Tim having in the field at the end of the episode? He is living in a trailer and the family business is under water, even at a reduced price, there is no way he can afford it or even knows someone who does. And poor Landry, still getting toyed with by Tyra who doesn’t even need a guest appearance to do so. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu.



Free Download of the Week: Release Me – The Like (RCRD LBL): For those that miss the days of the girl groups of the sixties will definitely want to pick up this retro track. While there you can pick up two other songs from their just released album, also titled Release Me which was produced by Mark Ronson. You can also download a remix of Release Me.

Deal of the Week: DVDs as Low as $6.49 in the Big DVD Sale (Blazing Saddles, Wedding Crashers, Purple Rain)

Video of the Week: Tonight at the Spike’s Guy’s Choice Award you can see an Iron Man give and another Iron Man an award when Robert Downey Jr receives an award from Ozzy Osbourne who goes on to perform the song. Here is a preview:



Bonus Video of the Week: I have long had the theory that there is nothing Snoop Dogg says no to as long as you provide enough money or sticky icky to get him to show up. With his appearance in the new Katy Perry video and this video below, I think you can go ahead and consider this theory proved:

Snoop Dogg - "Oh Sookie"

Next Week Pick of the Week: Memphis Beat, Tuesday at 10:00 on TNT: For those still reeling over the cancelation of My Name Is Earl, Mr. Hickey returns to television this week, sans mustache, but may be just as quirky as a detective by day, Elvis impersonator by night. Look out for more on the show here before it premieres.

Previewing Leverage 3.x

After two seasons of dancing on the outskirts of the law on Leverage, Nate Ford finally got caught after trying to take down a crooked mayor who just happened to also be an FBI informant, taking the fall himself so his team could get away. On the bright side, while on the inside he won’t have to worry about being tempted to drink which he has been struggling with since his son died.

Of course don’t expect the rest of the team to sit idle while waiting for justice to prevail and are more than eager to break out their feeless leader, who would actually stay on the inside. Of course he is quick to find him a case of the week to bid his time because he just happened to find himself incarcerated in a prison run by a crooked warden (are there any other kind in Hollywood?).

Also lurking around the first episode back tomorrow is new player in the form of Elisabetta Canalis (American audiences may only know her as one of George Clooney’s more recent fling). The Italian spends the first half of the episode while having own run in with the previously mentioned crooked warden speaking through a translator before breaking out some English which will make you wish she continued with the translator.

Canalis’ full intentions are known by the end of the first episode which looks to set up a season long storyline. Also this season, be on the lookout for guest spots from Richard Chamberlain (The Thorn Birds), Nnamdi Asomugha (Oakland Raiders cornerback), John Schneider (Dukes of Hazard), Clancy Brown (Lost’s Kelvin Inman), Bill Engvall (The Bill Engvall Show), and Aldus Hodge’s brother Edwin even shows up in tonight’s episode (but not related to Hardison).

Leverage airs Sundays at 9:00 on TNT. The first three weeks (not including July 4th weekend when there is no new episode) will also feature new episodes at 10:00. You can stream recent episodes on TNT.tv. You can also download Leverage on iTunes.

Previewing How the Earth Changed History

Very few things on television are better than the miniseries events that pop up on cable every couple months. From Life on the Discovery Channel to America: The Story of Us from History, these shows manage to educational and entertaining and are usually presented with beautiful images made even more amazing when viewed in HD. If you like these kinds of shows, the next miniseries event is the three night, five hour How the Earth Changed History beginning this Sunday at 8:00 on the National Geographic Channel.



The episodes are broken down by element water (Water World; Sunday at 8:00), earth (Beneath the Crust; Sunday at 9:00), wind (The Skies Above; Monday at 9:00), fire (The Gift of Fire; Monday at 10:00), and a fifth episode devoted to how we uses these elements to our advantage, and sometimes to the Earth’s detriment, called The Human Era, Tuesday at 8:00. The series follows geologist Iain Stewart (warning: he is Scottish so if you are not a fan of accents, you may want to avoid) as he goes to the ends of the Earth, from Iceland to Africa (thankfully he didn’t run into any vuvulazlas), China to South America and even a couple thousand feet under the earth to see how the elements shaped where we live as well as determine which civilizations lived and died.



Ever wonder why the Mesopotamia (modern day Iraq) was called the Fertile Crescent even though all we see today is desert sand? Or why that area, and other pockets around the globe, has so much oil underneath? Or why England was the center of the industrial revolution? Or how Polynesians found their way east to islands across the Pacific when currents flowed the other way? Or what wiped out the Mayans to almost nothing? And why exactly do some of us knowingly live on earthquake fault lines? All are thanks to the events and explained throughout the miniseries.



And there was nothing Stewart wouldn’t do to get to the bottom of how the elements shaped history. He walks through a blazing fire of 3000 degrees Fahrenheit. He goes down into a cave that is so hazardous, that a human would die after only thirty minutes without the proper suit on. He gets lowered a couple hundred feet into a hole, just like the natives did hundreds of years ago, as their only way to get water. He even soaks himself in naftalan which is used as a medicinal bath; naftalan is more commonly known as oil (hopefully BP doesn’t watch this segment and start suggesting that the oil bath for the Gulf Coast is a good thing).

Check out a preview from Sunday’s second episode Beneath the Crust:

Breaking Down the 100 Worst Songs of the 00’s

I did not realize it until I was actually posting the 100 Worst Songs of the 00's that it was going to be 1800th post here at the 9th Green. Had I realized it earlier, I would have made the milestone a more cheery occasion. Oh, well, there is always 2000 if I make it that far. But anyways. This list, although trudging up some bad memories of a lost decade for music when the music industry just seemed to give up and just released the same crap year after year as almost a punishment for those music lovers who decided to get their songs for free rather than pay for them. I whittled a list of almost 350 songs to the 100 that made the dubious cut yesterday. Here are the results by the numbers.

Songs by Year
2000 – 7
2001 – 8
2002 – 4
2003 – 9
2004 – 7
2005 – 9
2006 – 13
2007 – 17
2008 – 8
2009 – 18

Songs by Genre
Rap – 33
Pop – 28
Rock - 18
R&B - 9
Dance - 6
Adult Contemporary – 3
Country – 3

Artist with Multiple Songs
Britney Spears – 5
Fergie / Black Eyed Peas – 5
T-Pain - 5
The Ying Yang Twins – 4
Limp Bizkit - 4
Yung Joc – 3
Good Charlotte – 3
Jennifer Lopez – 3
Katy Perry – 3
Lady Gaga - 3
Soulja Boy Tell ‘em - 3
T.I. – 3
Akon - 2
Ciara – 2
Creed – 2
Daughtry – 2
Lil’s Jon and the Eastside Boyz - 2
Lil’ Wayne – 2
Nelly – 2
P!nk – 2
Pitbull - 2

The 100 Worst Songs of the 00's

1. London Bridge - Fergie

2. Lollipop - Lil' Wayne and Static Major

3. If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

4. Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton

5. Jenny from the Block - Jennifer Lopez featuring Styles P and Jadakiss

6. The Anthem - Good Charlotte

7. Cameltoe - Fannypack

8. I'm in Luv with a Stripper - T-Pain featuring Mike Jones

9. When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls

10. Gimme More - Britney Spears

11. A Bay Bay - Hurricane Chris

12. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

13. This Is Why I’m Hot - Mims

14. Axel F - Crazy Frog

15. Fergalicious - Fergie

16. Liquid Dreams - O-Town

17. Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em

18. Laffy Taffy - D4L

19. Chain Hang Low - Jibbs

20. My Neck, My Back (Lick It) - Khia

21. Put it On Me - Ja Rule featuring Lil' Mo and Vita

22. Lip Gloss - Lil’ Mama

23. Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father) - Lindsay Lohan

24. Get Low - Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz and Ying Yang Twins

25. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) - Pitbull

26. Salt Shaker - Ying Yang Twins and Lil' John and the Eastside Boyz

27. Stanky Legg - GS Boyz

28. Blue (Da Be Dee) - Eiffel 65

29. Shots - LMFAO and Lil' John

30. Poker Face - Lady Gaga

31. You're a Jerk - New Boyz

32. Low - Flo Rida featuring T-Pain

33. She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd

34. Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas

35. It’s Not Over - Daughtry

36. Just Dance - Lady Gaga and Colby O'Donis

37. Grills - Nelly featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp

38. Right Round - Flo Rida featuring Ke$ha

39. Grace Kelly - Mika

40. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

41. It's Goin' Down - Yung Joc featuring Nitti

42. Pop - N*SYNC

43. Eat You Alive - Limp Bizkit

44. Home - Daughtry

45. Do I Make You Proud - Taylor Hicks

46. Word Up! - Korn

47. Clothes Off!!! - Gym Class Heroes featuring Patrick Stump

48. All the Above - Maino featuring T-Pain

49. I’m Not OK (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

50. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous - Good Charlotte

51. She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy - Kenny Chesney

52. LoveGame - Lady Gaga

53. Party Like a Rock Star - Shop Boyz

54. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco

55. 3 - Britney Spears

56. Big Girls Don’t Cry (Personal) - Fergie

57. My Way - Limp Bizkit

58. Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy Tell 'em and Sammy

59. American Life - Madonna

60. Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit

61. Ur So Gay - Katy Perry

62. Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit

63. 24's - T.I.

64. The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars

65. Hot N Cold - Katy Perry

66. My Prerogative - Britney Spears

67. Lean Back - Terror Squad

68. I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

69. I Don’t Want to Be in Love (Dance Floor Anthem) - Good Charlotte

70. Not too Young, Not too Old - Aaron Carter featuring Nick Carter

71. Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’) - T-Pain featuring Yung Joc

72. Wait (The Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins

73. Don’t Trust Me - 3OH!3

74. Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx featuring Mr. ColliPark and the Ying Yang Twins

75. Hotel Room Service - Pitbull

76. With Arms Wide Open - Creed

77. Bartender - T-Pain featuring Akon

78. Handlebars - Flobots

79. Something in Your Mouth - Nickelback

80. Right Now (Na Na Na) - Akon

81. Goodies - Ciara featuring Petey Pablo

82. I’m Real - Jennifer Lopez featuring Ja Rule

83. One Minute Man - Missy Elliot featuring Ludacris and Trina

84. Bodies - Downing Pool

85. My Sacrifice - Creed

86. U & Ur Hand - P!nk

87. My Love - Justin Timberlake featuring T.I.

88. Prom Queen - Lil' Wayne and Shanell

89. Ready, Set, Don't Go - Billy Ray Cyrus featuring Miley Cyrus

90. Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy Tell ‘em

91. Love Don't Cost a Thing - Jennifer Lopez

92. L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson

93. 1, 2 Step - Ciara featuring Missy Elliot

94. Shoulder Lean - Young Dro featuring T.I.

95. Get the Party Started - P!nk

96. Pimp Juice - Nelly

97. Right Thurr - Chingy

98. Womanizer - Britney Spears

99. Show Stopper - Danity Kane featuring Yung Joc

100. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) - Big and Rich

Lyrics Quiz: Beautiful Day

If you are a World Cup fan, you have undoubtedly been inundated with U2 music lately and I thought I would take one of their most summer (which starts up next week officially) ready song through the Genius feature in iTunes and here are twenty-five songs it gave back to me for Beautiful Day. As always leave your guesses, both artist and song title, in the comment section or e-mail me. If you are correct I will un-bold the lyric. Please keep in mind the lyrics quiz is for entertainment purposes only so please only use your own meandering mind to guess them. Now onto the lyric quiz:


1. I was lost, I was lost, crossed lines I shouldn’t have crossed. I was lost, oh, yeah.
2. Let’s go and see the stars, the Milky Way, or even Mars. Well it could just be ours.  (Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz; guessed by Rebekah)
3. Sunday all the lights in London shine and the sky is fading red to blue. And I’m kicking through the autumn leaves and wondering where it is you might be going to.
4. Andy are you goofing on Elvis (Hey baby)? Are we losing touch? (Man On the Moon - R.E.M.; guessed by Rebekah)
5. Step outside the summertime’s in bloom. Stand up beside the fireplace. Take that look from off your face.
6. And when the worrying starts to hurt. And the world feels like graves of dirt.
7. Boy, one day you’ll be a man. Oh girl, he’ll help you understand.
8. Her friends are so jealous. You know how bad girls get. Sometimes it’s not so easy to be the teacher’s pet. (Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police; guessed by Rebekah)
9. I don’t want to call my friends; they might wake me from this dream. And I leave this bed, risk forgetting all that’s been.
10. She parks her car outside my house, takes her clothes off. Says she’s close to understanding Jesus. (Round Here - Counting Crows; guessed by Rebekah)
11. Driving in on this highway. All these cars and up on the sidewalk, people in all directions. No words exchanged; no time to exchange them. (Ants Marching - Dave Matthews Band; guessed by Rebekah)
12. So slide over here and give me a moment. Your moves are so raw.
13. Steak Knife. Caro Shark. Con Job. Boot Cut.
14. Heaven holds a place for those who pray. Hey hey hey. (Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel; guessed by Rebekah)
15. Do they know wher we go when we’re grey and old? Cause I have been told that salvation lets their wings unfold.
16. I sank into Eden with you alone in the Church by and by. I’ll read to you here, save your eyes. (I Alone - Live; guessed by Rebekah)
17. How many train wrecks do we need to see before we lose touch of? We thought this was low, well; it's bad, getting worse.
18. The embers never fade in your city by the lake, the place where you were born.
19. This is what you get; this is what you get when you mess with us.
20. You are the bearer of unconditional things. You held your breath an the door for me. Thanks for your patience.
21. You Catholic girls start much too late. But sooner or later it comes down to fate. I might as wel be the one. (Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel; guessed by Rebekah)
22. You live in a church where you sleep with voodoo dolls. And you won’t give up the search for the ghosts in the halls. (Building a Mystery - Sarah McLachlan; guessed by Rebekah)
23. I’m coming down, the world turned over. Angels fall without you there.
24. Hey, don't let it go to waste. I love it but, I hate that taste. Weight keeping me down.
25. This is a call to the colorblind, this is an IOU. I’m stranded behind the horizon line.

I Want My Music Television vol. LXXXIV

There have been a couple of videos that have caught my eye lately so I thought I’d give them some love since the death of Musical Television left a void for a forum on the art form. If you are interested in buying the video through iTunes, click the title link (where available). If you are interested in buying the song, look for a link in the analysis.


Not Afraid – Eminem



The Real Slim Shady was extremely catchy but with every passing album, the lead single from Eminem has been increasingly lame and predictable: skewering of pop tarts, Elvis costumes, peppy beat. So it is refreshing that he actually changed it up this time after admitting that Relapse was “eh.” Though he vocal style isn’t as annoying as the one he used for much of the last album, this song really isn’t much of an improvement from then.


Bang, Bang, Bang - Mark Ronson and the Business INTL featuring Q-Tip and MNDR



Sure the video is cheesy (which I guesswas the point) but sign me up for any Mark Ronson / Q-Tip collaboration.


Getaway – Michelle Branch featuring Timbaland



I can’t remember the last time I physically cringed when hearing a song from an artist I actually like (well unless you count to listening to the new Christina Aguilera album as a whole), Timbaland really needs to stop going outside his genre. Really, if you strip the song down to just the acoustics from Michelle Branch, it might be a great song, but Timbaland just has to go and make his Timbaland face and ruin everything. Hopefully there is an acoustic version of the song out there somewhere.


Lookin’ Fly – Redman



Redman playing tribute to Michael Jackson. Alrighty. The hook is taken from The Jacksons Heartbreak Hotel.

57 Channels and Only This Is On vol. CXXXIV

Quote of the Week: Because I am just one jackass comment from doing some serious damage and if that happens I will lose my job. And I love my job, you get me? (Coach Traub, Friday Night Lights)

Song of the Week: Crazy – Patsy Cline (Friday Night Lights)

Big News of the Week: Obama Has His Biggest Pop Culture Week Since Being Sworn In: Barack Obama was everywhere in pop culture running for president but that has been slowing down ever since he was sworn in. But he was back in a big way this week. First we learned that he may or may not have been in the music video for the early nineties rap anthem Whoomp! There it Is! (I was more of a Whoot! There it Is fan). But it wasn’t all fun with Obama’s other pop culture reference of the week when he drew the ire of Jersey Shore weirdo Snookie who claims she no longer uses tanning beds because “Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning.” I guess we now know why Republicans recently won the governorship of New Jersey for the first time in a decade). More disturbing is that John McCain actually responded to Snookie, who went on to say, “McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning, because he's pale and he would probably want to be tan,” via twitter saying, “u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen.” Well actually someone poising as Senator McCain said that because, let’s face it, he cannot even turn on a computer.

MTV Movie Awards: My viewing of this award show can best be summed up by the look on the face of the dude from Inglourious Bastards after losing who had a I Came All Here Just to Lose Best Villain to Some Twelve Year Old who Looks Like a Young Ellen DeGeneres face. MTV should realize that they are losing more viewers by catering to the Twilight crowd than gaining from it. And how pathetic were all the crowd shots and they kept a heavy rotation of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Mike Tyson. Did any presenters bother to stay for the whole show? But I bet most of the viewers left too.

Happy Town: I am quite befuddled by the big twist of the week. So Mama Haplin pays an absorbent amount of money to keep Henley from exposing a murder weapon, but one of her conditions is to keep a person who knows about said murder weapon in her hometown. Um, why? You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Happy Town on iTunes.

Friday Night Lights: With every passing episode, Becky Sproles is moving further up my list of favorite characters on television. I just love after her long winded speech at the end of the episode; Tim just cuts her off and says, Becky… shut up… please.” But considering how amazing they dealt with sending off former castmembers last season, the two that left this week weren’t so much. Lyla comes back just for another romp with Tim including a weird interaction with Becky. While Matt was this weird open ended ride off in the sunset where we are not sure if it was a proper goodbye, or just a short (or long) joy ride.
You can stream recent episodes on Hulu.



Free Download of the Week: Pretty Little Liars Pilot (iTunes): You can also find the episode for free on Amazon Video on Demand.

Deal of the Week: The Big DVD Sale (Blu-Rays) (The Dark Knight, Band of Brothers, True Blood)

Video of the Week: True Blood returns for a third season tonight at 9:00 on HBO and from the video below, the marketing team at the station went a little overboard in promoting the show. And for fanatics of the show who have found the previous 11, below the video is the 12th and final collectable poster that HBO has been releasing over the past twelve week leading up to the return.





Next Week Pick of the Week: Persons Unknown, Monday at 10:00 on NBC or Pretty Little Liars, Tuesday at 8:00 on ABC Family: I recently did a Toss Up between the shows, but take your own pick for yourself.


One last television note for the week, I had originally planned to include the unaired pilot for The Big Bang Theory that hit the web this week, but by the time I wrote my blurb about and when I was posting it, Warner Brothers had it taken down. I have seen a couple others uploaded and taken since then. If you haven’t caught it yet, I recommend trying to find it before WB does because it is an interesting view. Try typing “The Big Bang Theory” and “unaired pilot” or “Amanda Walsh” into You Tube or your favorite video sharing site. Below is what I originally wrote about it.

Every year pilots are filmed and are almost always reshot for tinkering or cast changes, even if it is just a couple scenes and in some cases completely new episode. Such is the case of The Big Bang Theory which hit the internets this week and it surprising just how much is changed; no Kaley Cuoco, Raj, or Howard and, gasp, Sheldon actually had sex and even adhered to the profound theory posed by the great sociologist Dr. Sir Mix-a-Lot PhD. that guys are predetermined to like big butts. The unaired pilot is actually funnier than the one that aired on television but it is good they did make the changes because Katy (the Penny precursor played by Amada Walsh) is pretty unlikeable here and the boys actually having a female friend (who was likely the basis of the Sara Gilbert character) is just weird. But not as weird as Sheldon actually having sex.

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I have gotten a plethora of cool press releases have been flooding my inbox recently that you may find interesting. This post will include blurbs on the World Cup, ScatterTunes, Ice Road Truckers, American Pickers, Blacksocks, Johnny B. Homeless, and Friday Night Lights.

- World Cup starts today and there have been plenty of great commercials celebrating the event and Dodge Challenger (which just launched its Facebook page) is going to feature a game specific ad for tomorrow’s Revolutionary War rematch between the United States and England. Here is a sneak peak of what you can expect tomorrow when the full ad airs.



- If you are looking for non-stop online coverage of the World Cup, try Terra.com.

- For the gamblers out there, Spain is currently the favorites according to Bookmaker.com at +385 (21%) with Brazil close behind at +400 (20%). Head over there for all the wacky bets too like Total Red Cards which they have the Over/Under at 18.5.

- For those like me that still prefer CD’s to MP3 because you like to leaf though the booklet while listening to your new purchase, there is a new way to listen to music called ScatterTunes. They come in two forms, V-Albums and V-Wraps (for those that alright bought some songs from a certain album) both feature the highest-quality (320kbps), non-DRM MP3 tracks (which means you can play them in iTunes and any mp3 player), multi-page digital booklets, liner notes, photos, lyrics, videos and other bonus materials. For those that want to test this about before actually buying it, the site is giving away 100,000 free Taylor Swift Fearless – Platinum Edition V-Wraps (they were still available as lof last night; keep in mind this is pretty worthless unless you have already bought songs from the album). Including Swift, just added include Jewel's Sweet and Wild and Sweet and Wild (Deluxe Edition), Justin Moore's Justin Moore, and Reba McEntire's Keep On Loving You.

- New episode of Ice Road Truckers at 9:00 this Sunday on History. Here is synopsis: “Failing trailer brakes and trash talk over the CB threaten to derail Lisa's comeback. Newcomer Greg races to reignite his rivalry with Jack, before a devastating wreck slams the brakes on Greg's need for speed. In the meantime, with a damaged fuel tank to deliver, Jack isn't giving up the load-count crown without a fight. Alex tries to build on his lead on Hugh, but treacherous conditions send him to the edge of disaster. Hugh "the Polar Bear" Rowland returns to Alaska at last and has to face down his other haul road nemesis: chaining up. Engine troubles leave rookie driver Ray Veilleux broken down, and all alone, in twenty-below temperatures.” If you need to catch up on the previous season, Ice Road Truckers: The Complete Season 3 was released earlier this week on blu-ray and is currently cheaper than the DVD version (which I may have more on at a later date).

- Another History show new to DVD is American Pickers: The Complete Season One. “In small towns, and along America's back roads, treasures are waiting to be uncovered--valuable relics from our history that are hidden in junk piles, buried in barns and stacked in garages. It takes experts to find them...and turn rust to riches.”

- Need a last minute gift idea for Father’s Day? Try Blacksocks.com which features, well just as the website suggests from ski to athletic socks. They also have underwear and shirts available too.

- I have mentioned it before, but just a reminder, the premiere of the Keenan Thompson featuring web series Johnny B Homeless this coming Tuesday on Atom.com. The show will also be featured on Atom TV, the half hour late night series on Comedy Central.

For those that need a 2 minute replay from last week’s terrific episode of Friday Night Light, here you go: