The 100 Hottest Hot Chicks of 2011

1. Kate Upton

2. Margot Robbie

3. Alison Brie

4. Amber Heard

5. Brooklyn Decker

6. Yvonne Strahovski

7. Minka Kelly

8. Deborah Ann Woll

9. Alex Morgan

10. Taylor Cole

11. Olivia Munn

12. Ashley Greene

13. Kristen Bell

14. Kelli Garner

15. Alexandra Daddario

16. Natalie Portman

17. Aubrey Plaza

18. Cintia Dicker

19. Mary Elizabeth Winstead

20. Vanessa Hudgens

21. Ana Ivanovic

22. Katrina Bowden

23. Margarita Levieva

24. Emmanuelle Chriqui

25. Alexandra Chando

26. Ashley Benson

27. Jennifer Lawrence

28. Sarah Hyland

29. Olivia Wilde

30. Jamie Alexander

31. Lorraine Nicholson

32. Kaley Cuoco

33. Kat Dennings

34. Aimee Teegarden

35. Blake Lively

36. January Jones

37. Kate Middleton

38. Pixie Lott

39. Selena Gomez

40. Julianne Hough

41. Sara Paxton

42. Taylor Swift

43. Pippa Middleton

44. Dilshad Vadsaria

45. Diana Agron

46. Abbie Cornish

47. Rachel Taylor

48. Caity Lotz

49. Dia Frampton

50. Brittany Snow

51. Erika Christensen

52. Claire Coffee

53. Lucy Hale

54. Carrie Underwood

55. Adrianne Palicki

56. Rachel Bilson

57. Lindsay Ellingson

58. Zooey Deschanel

59. Emma Stone

60. Eliza Coupe

61. Addison Timlin

62. Etsi Ginzburg

63. Sara Jean Underwood

64. Andrea Boehlke

65. Jordana Brewster

66. Laura Vandervoort

67. Keira Knightley

68. Sarah Roemer

69. Mila Kunis

70. Emma Roberts

71. Stacy Keibler

72. Monica Potter

73. Rachel McAdams

74. Lauren Cohen

75. Candice Bailey

76. Chelsea Kane

77. Amanda Seyfried

78. Lana Parrilla

79. Christina Ricci

80. Summer Glau

81. Sofia Black D'elia

82. Brianna Brown

83. Eva Longoria

84. Kate Bosworth

85. Gonna Get Over You

86. Emily Browning

87. Candice Swanepoel

88. Serinda Swan

89. Virginia Williams

90. Teresa Palmer

91. Analeigh Tipton

92. Hayley Atwell

93. Izabella Miko

94. Emilia Clarke

95. Rihanna

96. Natalie Tenerelli

97. Emmy Rossum

98. Carly Foulkes

99. Laina Walker

100. Alex Wagner

The 40 Worst Songs of 2011

You want to know just how bad music was this year, what was claimed by the internet earlier this year as the single worst song ever in the history of the world barely even made my list of the worst songs of the past twelve months.

1. True Faith - George Michael



2. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

3. Do It Like a Dude - Jessie J

4. Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd

5. Jam (Turn It Up) - Kim Kardashian

6. E.T. - Katy Perry

7. I Wanna Go - Britney Spears

8. Wet the Bed - Chris Brown featuring Ludacris

9. T.H.E (The Hardest Ever) - will.i.am featuring Mick Jagger and Jennifer Lopez

10. Dirt Road Anthem (Remix) - Jason Aldean featuring Ludacris

11. Run the World (Girls) - Beyoncé

12. Leck mich im Arsch - Jack White and the Insane Clown Posse

13. Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan

14. Champagne Showers - LMFAO featuring Natalia Kills

15. The View - Lou Reed and Metallica

16. This Is What Rock n Roll Looks Like - Porcelain Black featuring Lil’ Wayne

17. Fly - Nicki Minaj featuring Rihanna

18. Rolling In the Deep - as sung by anyone not named Adele

19. Blow - Ke$ha

20. On The Floor - Jennifer Lopez featuring Lil’ Wayne

21. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) - Katy Perry

22. Hold It Against Me - Britney Spears

23. Bass Down Low - Dev featuring The Cataracs

24. Judas - Lady Gaga

25. We R Who We R - Ke$ha

26. Just Can't Get Enough - Black Eyed Peas

27. Till the World Ends - Britney Spears

28. Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

29. That Should Be Me (Remix) - Justin Bieber featuring Rascal Flatts

30. Don't Wanna Go Home - Jason Derulo

31. Give Me Everything - Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo, Afrojack and Nayer

32. Bow Chicka Wow Wow - Mike Posner featuring Lil’ Wayne

33. Wet - Nicole Scherzinger

34. Yoü and I - Lady Gaga

35. John - Lil’ Wayne fearuring Rick Ross

36. Perform This Way – “Weird Al” Yankovic

37. What the Hell - Avril Lavigne

38. Friday - Rebecca Black

39. Footloose - Blake Shelton

40. Motherlover - The Lonely Island Boys featuring Justin Timberlake

Thank You Jesus!!!

Like most seasons of Survivor, South Pacific was dominated by one person. But for the first time, the dominate person was not even a contestant and has been dead for almost two thousand years: Jesus H. Christ. If Brandon Hantz and / Benjamin “Coach” Wade would have believe, it was Jesus who guided the ousting of everyone this season before them. And really Coach set up the template of how to vote out religious people on Survivor from here on out, tell them it is God’s will and the leaving contestant will hug you on the way out.

Let me be the last person to say that for all the praying going on this season, God does not care about how you play the game. He is not rooting for anyone because we are all God’s player. Though it may not be a coincidence that the same day Bandon got his torch snuffed that Tim Tebow got trounced on the football field. But when you are asking Jesus’ guidance for a meaningless reality show, it really boils down to either two characteristic inside you and we saw both this season. First you had the delusional Brandon Hantz who used religion to explain away his creepy behavior like how he handled his feelings for Mikayla Wingle. On the other side of the coin there was there was the narcissism of Coach who actually thought God cared more about his well being then everyone around him just because he was religious.

Showing that God really does not care who wins Survivor, neither Brandon or Coach ended up winning Survivor: South Pacific. Instead it actually for the first time in a very long time, the most deserving contestant won the title of Sole Survivor in Sophie Clarke. It was also one of the few tribal councils where I have no idea where any of the votes were going to and in a show that has become extremely predictable, it made for a very entertaining finale especially because the last three seasons where painfully bad to watch.

I actually rolled my eyes harder than Sophie whenever Brandon brought up religion when Jeff announced yet another twist for the next season. Survivor: One World where both tribes will be living on the same beach. One of the most glaring problems with Survivor for a very long time is that post merge, nobody switches tribes and John Cochran showed the very reason why no one has flipped alliances after the merge. With two tribes together, you can actually set extra-tribe alliances and should create a very large amount of blindside. Hopefully One World means the end of Redemption Island which was a massive failure for two seasons. Granted if they bring back Brandon and Russell I definitely will not be watching.

Survivor: South Pacific gets a on my Terror Alert Scale.

57 Channels and Only This Is On - 12/18/11

Once Upon a Time: So we finally learn who the sheriff is only for him to die? What a total Lost move.
You can stream current episodes on Hulu. You can also download Once Upon a Time.

Homeland: I have been waiting for this episode from the beginning and we finally got to see Carrie off her medication and it was awesome. And is the teenage daughter really going to be the person that cracks the case? I have long hoped that they wrapped up the Brody storyline this season and move onto a new terrorist plot next season (because if they do not, it will be like The Killing all over again) but I am beginning to think next season he will be a Hannibal Lecter to Carrie’s Clarice.

Survivor: South Pacific: I never thought anyone would come close to Erik’s stupidity of giving his Immunity Necklace and then promptly getting voted off, but leave it to Brandon and his God to do the exact same thing. The one thing saving Brandon from the top spot is that he could actually come back into the game and plausibly win it. But then again, he could come back into the game and make another dumb move that would put him on top the list of the Dumbest Survivor Contestants Ever.
You can stream recent episodes over at cbs.com.




Chuck: Why did they give a gratuitous shot of the driver locking the doors if Ellie and Awesome could just unlock the doors themselves? And the show really goes through too many Big Bads. By the time you get to know one, the blow him up and move onto a bigger one. Had they just stuck to the one Big Bad per season, the last couple seasons would not have seemed so scattered.
You can stream current episodes on Hulu. You can also download Chuck on iTunes.