It is the start of the awards season as the Grammy nominations were announced today. No huge surprises as Kanye West and Amy Winehouse lead the pack with eight and six respectively. Of course it wouldn’t be the Grammy’s without a few head scratchers (Herbie Hancock released an album lately?) and there is no better indication that R&B as a genre is pretty much dead looking at the nominations. Here are some of the highlights, if you want to know who nabbed the Polka nominations, check out the full 110 categories here:
I may get into this more later during my Year End lists, but this has been a mediocre year for music and this list just empathizes my theory. All these songs are catchy, but none are what I would label as great.
Who Will Win: Graduation
Who Should Win: Back to Black
Kanye certainly had the most hyped album of the year and that may carry over here. Granted it may be better suited for the most disappointing album of the year even if it were one of the top five albums of the year.
Song of the Year Before He Cheats - Josh Kear & Chris Tompkins, songwriters (Carrie Underwood) Hey There Delilah - Tom Higgenson, songwriter (Plain White T's) Like a Star - Corinne Bailey Rae, songwriter (Corinne Bailey Rae)
Rehab - Amy Winehouse, songwriter (Amy Winehouse)
Umbrella - Shawn Carter, Kuk Harrell, Terius “Dream” Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z)
Who Will Win: Umbrella
Who Should Win: Umbrella
Isn’t Like a Star two to three years old? The requirements for the Grammy’a are really screwy. And could it kill them to actually have the deadline in December instead of October? Do they really need four months before the deadline and when they hand out the awards? It is just strange that a song from Carrie Underwood’s 2005 album gets nominated for this year’s Gammy, but nothing from the album she released this year. But it is not as strange as Before He Cheats getting nominated for a songwriting award.
Who Will Win: Amy Winehouse
Who Should Win: Amy Winehouse
Nothing I love better that the laughable Best New Artist category. Would have liked to see Lily Allen or Sara Bareilles here but they already had your token pop act (Winhouse) and needed to have room for a token rock act (Paramore), token country act (Swift), and token R&B act (Ledisi). Then Feist gets your token Canadian nomination.
There are very few songs I hated more this year than Big Girls Don’t Cry. Every time it would come on the radio, which was way too often, I would think, “Cool, they dipped into the catalog to play More than Words by Extreme” only to have that ruined by he la la’s. Ugg. I can take a look at my iPod to find ten or so songs by chicks that were better than that rip-off.
Best Male Pop Vocal Performance Everything - Michael Bublé Belief - John Mayer Dance Tonight - Paul McCartney Amazing - Seal
What Goes Around...Comes Around - Justin Timberlake
Who Will Win: What Goes Around...Comes Around
Who Should Win: Belief
It used to be really to predict Grammy winners; you just pick the oldest dude. Then a couple years ago Kelly Clarkson (who is not so conspicuously missing this year) beat out McCartney for Best Pop Album. How Timberlake became a golden boy is beyond me, his album was unlistenable, but I’d take an actual musician if I had a vote.
Who Will Win: Makes Me Wonder
Who Should Win: Hey There Delilah
Seriously? Daughtry? Well I guess there is no Best Mom Rock Performance catergory to put them in. But certainly there spot could have been reserved for Snow Patrol or The Fray, I’d even take Lifehouse or The Killers over them. But then again, I’m not a soccer mom.
Who Will Win: Amy Winehouse
Who Should Win: Amy Winehouse
I seem to be picking Winehouse a lot but I wonder if her British Lindsay Lohan routine will hurt her chances of taking home any awards even though it were her eccentricities that made this album so entertaining.
Who Will Win: Icky Thump
Who Should Win: Working Class Hero
Best Rock Song
Come On - Lucinda Williams, songwriter (Lucinda Williams)
Icky Thump - Jack White, songwriter (The White Stripes)
It’s Not Over - Chris Daughtry, Gregg Wattenberg, Mark Wilkerson & Brett Young, songwriters (Daughtry)
The Pretender - Dave Grohl, Taylor Hawkins, Nate Mendel & Chris Shiflett, songwriters (Foo Fighters)
Radio Nowhere - Bruce Springsteen, songwriter (Bruce Springsteen)
Who Will Win: Radio Nowhere
Who Should Win: Radio Nowhere
Fun fact, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s husband is nominated in this category. Keep in mind he has absolutely no chance to win.
Best Rock Album Daughtry - Daughtry Revival - John Fogerty
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace - Foo Fighters Magic - Bruce Springsteen Sky Blue Sky - Wilco
Who Will Win: Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Who Should Win: Magic
It is a little surprising that the Foo Fighters grabbed the proper Album of the Year nod over the Boss in the big category. But I wouldn’t be surprised if Magic takes this award as it was the better album.
Who Will Win: Icky Thump
Who Should Win: Alright, Still...
They really need to get rid of this category as it is about ten years past its prime. It’s a shame that this is the only recognition that Lily Allen got for her album as it deserved as much press as Amy Winhouse’s.
Who Will Win: Because Of You
Who Should Win: B.U.D.D.Y.
Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals Same Girl - R. Kelly Featuring Usher Disrespectful - Chaka Khan Featuring Mary J. Blige Hate That I Love You - Rihanna Featuring Ne-Yo Baby - Angie Stone Featuring Betty Wright Bartender - T-Pain Featuring Akon
Who Will Win: Baby
Who Should Win: Hate That I Love You
Best R&B Song Beautiful Flower - India.Arie & Joyce Simpson, songwriters (India.Arie)
Hate That I Love You - M.S. Eriksen, T.E. Hermansen & Shaffer Smith, songwriters (Rihanna Featuring Ne-Yo)
No One - Dirty Harry, Kerry Brothers & Alicia Keys, songwriters (Alicia Keys) Teachme - Ivan Barias, Adam W. Blackstone, Randall C. Bowland, Carvin Haggins, Johnnie Smith II & Corey Latif Williams, songwriters (Musiq Soulchild)
When I See U - Louis Biancaniello, Waynne Nugent, Erika Nuri, Kevin Risto, Janet Sewel & Sam Watters, songwriters (Fantasia)
Who Will Win: Because Of You
Who Should Win: East Side Story
I am just going to combine because it is just sad this is what R&B has come to that the horrible Bartender song can get a nomination. And should I even know who Tank is? And it is odd that Umbrella got nominations in the major categories but is left out in the R&B. Lukily next year they will have the Alicia Keys album to sweep everything.
Who Will Win: Southside
Who Should Win: Better Than I’ve Ever Been
R.I.P. Pimp C
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration I Wanna Love You - Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg Kiss, Kiss - Chris Brown & T-Pain Let it Go - Keyshia Cole Featuring Missy Elliott & Lil' Kim
Umbrella - Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z Good Life - Kanye West Featuring T-Pain
Who Will Win: Umbrella
Who Should Win: Umbrella
Is what T-Pain does really constitute as “sung”?
Best Rap Song Ayo Technology - Nate (Danja) Hills, Curtis Jackson, Timothy Mosley & Justin Timberlake, songwriters (50 Cent Featuring Justin Timberlake & Timbaland)
Big Things Poppin’ (Do It) - Clifford Harris & Byron Thomas, songwriters (T.I.) Can’t Tell Me Nothing - A. Davis & Kanye West, songwriters (Kanye West) Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell'Em, songwriter (Soulja Boy Tell'Em)
Good Life - A. Davis, F. Najm & K. West, songwriters (J. Ingram & Q. Jones, songwriters) (Kanye West Featuring T-Pain)
Who Will Win: Can’t Tell Me Nothing
Who Should Win: Can’t Tell Me Nothing
I am really beginning to think that the Grammy people throw rap songs into a bag and randomly pick five for Best Song, a songwriting award. Seriously, who reads the Ayo Technology lyric sheet and say, yeah that was well written? They should have just gone and made this category completely laughable and thrown in This Is Why I’m Hot.
Who Will Win: Graduation
Who Should Win: Graduation
There really is an argument here even as disappointing as Graduation was.
Best Spoken Word Album (Includes Poetry, Audio Books & Story Telling)
The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream - Barack Obama
Celebrations - Maya Angelou
Giving: How Each of Us Can Change the World - Bill Clinton
Sunday Mornings in Plains: Bringing Peace to a Changing World - Jimmy Carter
Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself - Alan Alda
This is really a toss up between Obama and Clinton and may be a prelude to who will get the Democratic nomination. Of course Cater is still the afterthought to the party.
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical
Howard Benson
• Daughtry (Daughtry) (A)
• Devils & Angels (Mêlée) (A)
• Direction (The Starting Line) (A)
• Five Score And Seven Years Ago (Relient K) (A)
• Stay Inside (Sound The Alarm) (A)
Joe Chiccarelli
• Mercy (Burden Brothers) (A)
• The Narcotic Story (Oxbow) (A)
• Nightmoves (Kurt Elling) (A)
• Wincing The Night Away (The Shins) (A)
Mike Elizondo
• It Won't Be Soon Before Long (Maroon 5) (A)
• Under The Blacklight (Rilo Kiley) (A)
Mark Ronson
• Back To Black (Amy Winehouse) (T)
• Littlest Things (Lily Allen) (T)
• Rehab (Amy Winehouse) (T)
• Version (Mark Ronson) (A)
• You Know I’m No Good (Amy Winehouse) (T)
Timbaland
• Come Around (M.I.A. Featuring Timbaland) (T)
• Give It To Me (Timbaland Featuring Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake) (T)
• Make Me Better (Fabolous Featuring Ne-Yo) (S)
• Timbaland Presents: Shock Value (Timbaland) (A)
• The Way I Are (Timbaland Featuring Keri Hilson & D.O.E.) (S)
Who Will Win: Timbaland
Who Should Win: Mark Ronson
This is a no brainer to me as the sound of great music of 2007 was shaped my Mark Ronson. I’m not entirely sure why he is just credited for one Lily Allen track as I was under the impression he produced the whole album.
Best Long Form Music Video
Live & Loud at the Fillmore - Dierks Bentley
Trapped in the Closet Chapters 13-22 - R. Kelly
The Confessions Tour - Madonna
10 Days Out - Blues from the Backroads - Kenny Wayne Shepherd & Various Artists
Liberacion - The Songs of the New Cuban Underground - Various Artists
Who Will Win: The Confessions Tour
Who Should Win: Trapped in the Closet Chapters 13-22
As much as I dumped on Trapped in the Closet, it still by far the greatest cultural movement of the decade.
There have been a couple of videos that have caught my eye lately so I though I’d give them some love since the death of Musical Television left a void for a forum on the art form so here they are courtesy of YouTube. I advise you to watch them before you read my reviews if you don’t want me to spoil things. If you are interested in buying the video through iTunes, click the title link (where available, if not the link goes to YouTube where you can watch the video in full screen). If you are interested in buying the song, look for a link in the analysis.
For the long time readers to the 9th Green you know I am never a lost for word, but words really cannot do justice to this new Snoop Dogg video. It is either the greatest thing ever in the history of YouTube, or the word.
After seeing all the debris I was hoping for something cooler than the guitar being blown up. How Freedom ’90. But anyways, if you like the song, you can currently get it free over at Amazon MP3 (download Saving My Face free here) which mean not only that you don’t have to pay a cent, you get it DRM-free. Of course if you want to know more about Amazon MP3, see: Introducing Amazon MP3.
Exclusive Nip/Tuck Clip
A couple a weeks ago I got invited to a teleconference with New York of I Love New York fame in regards to her appearance on Nip/Tuck but as much as I wanted to pepper her with Midget Mac it was at a time I was unavailable. But as it turned out New York was unavailable herself as she came down with a cold and instead I got to submit e-mail questions to her. Well I got an e-mail Monday saying that New York hasn’t returned the questions yet and her people are not responding either, so I was unable to post the Q&A or hype her appearance on the show last night, but here is an exclusive look at that episode, which I guess is not as exclusive anymore because it has already aired. Although as a wide man once said, if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you. And if I am not mistaken, Nip/Tuck repeats a couple times throughout the week so check your local listings for that. And if New York gets around to answering the questions and returns them, I’ll be sure to post them in as timely fashion as she was returning them.
There is not a bigger anomaly in music than the Fugees. Their first album tanked, panned by critics and ignored by the general public. Then they hit it big with The Score, an aptly titled album as they kept on scoring hit after hit. And as we know now, it happened to be their only hit because we haven’t heard from the group as a whole since excerpt when an equally recluse Dave Chappelle brought them back together for his block part.
What made the one album wonder group more bizarre is that it spawned two one album wonders itself (lest we not forget Pras who did appear on a soundtrack to a forgettable Warren Beaty movie). Of course their post album careers were completely different. After her Miseducation album, Lauryn Hill seemed to disappear except for her MTV Unplugged 2.0 appearance of all new material before disappearing again. Wyclef Jean on the other hand after The Carnival kept at it musically with each subsequent album garnering less attention.
That was until he jumped on the Shakira bandwagon for the international smash Hips Don’t Lie. And now ‘Clef says he has his swagger bank and has recorded a follow up to his 1997 solo debut with The Carnival II: Memoirs of an Immigrant. Much like the original, the sequel is disjointed; one or three tracks too long and is chalk full of guest stars, this time around only having one song without a featured guest. But in true Wyclef fashion, the guest list is eclectic, running from your typical hip-hop staples of Mary J. Blige, will.i.am and Akon along with the dude from System of a Down, Norah Jones and Paul Simon. No seriously, Paul Simon makes an appearance on Fast Car. And despite Wyclef never meeting a pop culture reference he wouldn’t drop, the song has nothing to do with the Tracy Chapman classic. The most bizarre of all the guests is the Minister Louis Farrakhan plays the violin on Welcome to the East.
And like his previous outing, the mish-mash of sounds and styles for the most part works though there is no emotional high here like on previous albums such as Gone ‘till November, 911, and Two Wrongs. Nor are there any completely absurd cover songs on songs that are untouchable which ‘Clef likes to put his touch on (see No Woman No Cry, The Gambler, Wish You Were Here, and Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door) unless you count the remix to Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) which samples the great Wu-Tang C.R.E.A.M.
That song points to some disjointment of many tracks on the album. Is the song about girls or is it about money? And I am sure that Wyclef and T.I. didn’t bother to discuses what Slow Down was about when they trade lines with ‘Clef talking about global problems and shouting out Guns ‘n’ Roses while T.I. focused on the hood and his legal problems, yet the song still works. The album is at its best when Wyclef breaks out the acoustic guitar and gets introspective like on the Norah Jones assisted Any Other Day and Heaven’s in New York.
But Wyclef still doesn’t know how to trim the fat. Hollywood Meets Bollywood (Immigration) is ill-conceived and instead an actual Indian to guest he gets Chamillionaire of all people to guest. Sadly the Mary J. Blige song, What About the Baby falls flat and Shakira’s King and Queens doesn’t come close to matching their original collaboration. But Memoirs of an Immigrant shows there is still some swagger left in the former refugee.
Recently I happened upon of version of Lauryn Hill’s Tell Him performed by Colbie Caillet (you may know her best as the Bubbly girl). The only bad thing about this was the realization The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill turns ten years old sometime next year (more on that next year). Nothing like a landmark album from your formative years having an anniversary to make you feel old. But anyways. What is incredible about Tell Him was that it was a hidden track even though it is better than most people’s lead single these days. Not so hidden anymore, the song should be a prerequisite for any baby making mix tape or just any iPod in general.
Quote of the Week: 2-0, you know to be honest you try to sleep with a lot of the girls I’ve previously slept with, so I just left town for a little bit just to give you a break. (Tim Riggins - Friday Night Lights)
Song of the Week: Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash (My Name Is Earl)
Big News of the Week: The Democratic Party are Morons: Remember earlier this week when the Republicans gathered to take questions from random Americans (see: Jesus Was too Smart to Ever Run for Public Office)? Well the very next day all the Democrat nominees said they won’t be showing up to the scheduled debate in two weeks on CBS. The reason: none are willing to ask questions from scabs because the CBS News writers are on strike. Hey Jackasses (get it? because it is their symbol. Oh never mind.), are you serious? I know Hilary Clinton wants to get out of any situation where she can’t plant he own questions or plant one of her staffer to ask the other candidates a question, but this is insane. Did you not notice the debate the day before that was able to get around using scabs to ask questions? If any candidate misses a debate for a reason this stupid I will never vote for them. So if Jackasses stick by their stance (or the writer’s strike isn’t resolved by then) it looks like I will be voting Republican next year. Unless Rudy Giuliani wins the nomination then I guess I will have to go with Nader.
Then to solidify themselves as the dumbest party (which says a lot considering the other one is home to George Bush), decided yesterday to strip Michigan of all its delegates at next year’s convention. Way to piss off a whole state that would have been in play next year. Make that two because they also threw out Florida delegates, another swing state, earlier this year. And why, because both states scheduled their primaries before Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and South Carolina. Way to go idiots; pander to the states with three or less elector college votes than those with over twenty. And it is reasons like this you couldn’t beat the incompetent Bush. We might as well just have the presidential inauguration at the Republican convention this year because the Democrats won’t whiff the White House with these type of bonehead moves.
TheTVAddict: It was interview madness on theTVaddict.com as we posted interviews with The Unit star Abby Brammell and The Game star Hosea Chanchez. We also managed to anger the Supernatural Army and post some great behind-the-scenes photos with Summer Glau on the set of the Terminator.
Chuck: The ending has to be up that as one of the lamest cliffhangers ever in the history of the word. Like the Token Hot Chick is really going to leave her assignment and go with Bryce. Had this been a season finale cliffhanger it may have worked better and we could guess if she would be back the next year, but to do it in the middle of the season is pretty stupid. And it didn’t help the suspense that she showed up in the preview for next week. Oh, and if I haven’t mentioned it before, they really need to kill off Morgan and promote Captain Awesome to a regular? Check out the latest episodes over at NBC.com. You can also download Chuck on iTunes.
How I Met Your Mother: One of the greatest Barneyisms with him hanging out at a gym. I know this first hand have worked at a gym in my youth. Although his method was all wrong because fat chicks rarely ever go to a gym and the rare ones don’t make it back a second time. But there is no higher concentration of token hot chick in any given area than the local gym. I remember having to do hourly body counts and spend fifty-five minutes hovering over the aerobics area (that was until we moved into a new building that made lurking much harder so I have to move to the nautilus area which unfortunately has a higher concentration of dudes.) Check out the latest episodes over at Innertube. You can also download How I Met Your Mother on iTunes.
Heroes: Once again this episode sucked massively so let me move onto the promo which promised that two Heroes will fall. If I had my way it would be some combination of Absorbing Guy, Hearing Thoughts Dude, and Split Personality Chick. And I think my wishes just may come true. First, someone has to die in the showdown at Prime Tech paper and as much as I want it to happen, Absorbing Guy, I doubt it will be him (not that he won’t die, he will just come back to life anyways (and if that counts as one of the deaths, I’m throwing something at my television (I’m wondering just how many parenthesis within parenthesis I go get)), same with Adam Monroe) and as dumb as the people over at Heroes are, I doubt they’d kill off Hiro, so that leaves Hearing Thoughts Dude. The only other Hero that I think is even in danger is Split Personality Chick. She already has an incurable virus and they have already assimilated her son with his cousins. Check out the latest episode over at NBC.com.
Journeyman: This was easily the weakest episode of the series so far. It bugs me that Dan went into the past busted into the dude’s house, bleeding, says he is the one that shot him and yet none of that changed the molester’s history. I would say that would be a life changing event some how. And if the boy was 10 in 1980 that would make him 37 today, and he definitely didn’t look that young in present day and definitely wasn’t in his mid-twenties the previous episode in the first flashback. Check out the latest episode over at NBC.com. You can also download Journeyman on iTunes.
Pushing Daisies: Maybe the best episode yet. Love Olive and Chuck working together and the Bitter Sweets is just as entertaining as the Pie Ho with its Willy Wonka feel to it. Then there is the surprise ending that Ned actually told Chuck that he killed her father. Should make the next couple episodes interesting especially with the now creepy Molly Shannon still lurking around. Check out the latest episodes over at ABC.com.
Bionic Woman: First off, they really need to give back the Friday Night Lights cameramen. The jumpy camera works for that show because it is gritty, but the Bionic Woman should be slick and shiny. Other than that and Becca’s choice of music, a thoroughly enjoyable episode. I loved how they gave Walking Herc more screen time because he is easily the most entertaining part of the show. Yeah you have to wonder how he possibly still lives at home considering Berkhead is so loaded that can make it rain Pacman Jones style with millions of dollars when Jamie rescued the CIA dude a couple episodes back. And the show even had the best lines of the week that weren’t on Friday Night Lights when the lesbian chick said she slept with the gay-basher which I laughed more at this week than anything on television this week aside from the debate. And you gotta love anyone who has to memorize the Theme to The A-Team. Check out the latest episodes over at NBC.com.
Survivor: After all the hype they kept them after Tribal Council for an reward challenge? I would like to say that was a let down but honestly I didn’t have high expectations that it was going to be something. But at least we got a shake up. I can’t believe James didn’t play the immunity idol. You can only use it at three more tribal and you are the biggest physical threat. You deserve to leave if you didn’t figure out those odds. Check out the latest episode over at Innertube.
Friday Night Lights: I think they have pretty much hit the tipping point for out there storylines between Riggins and the meth lab, Julie living out her own personal The Police song, Smash running from a angry boyfriend in his boxers and there is the ever present Landry killed a rapist. But the most absurd was Saracen dumping Kim Smith so he could nail the help. That’s not happening in real life. It is time to dial it down guys. Check out the latest episodes over at NBC.com.
My Night at the Grammy’s: Just another example of why America as a whole cannot be trusted to vote on anything. Seriously, in the fifty years of the Grammy’s, with all the surprised performances, once in a lifetime duets, the best performence over that span was Green Day performing a song that didn’t stray too far from the album version? Then Shania Twain and Celine Dion both make the top five?
Next Week’s Pick: MTV/MySpace Presidential Dialogue with John McCain, Monday at 7:00 on MTV: In a story I broke earlier this week, John McCain easily won the YouTube Debate even though he seemed openly opposed to that setting for a debate. So it should be interesting how he does on yet another new media outlet of MySpace. I guess as long as Hilary Clinton doesn’t sneak any of her henchmen in to ask questions it should be fine. Of course I believe the last time a Republican appeared on MTV was the disastrous train interview George H. W. Bush had with Tabitha Sorin back in 1992. The forum will be hosted by MTV News correspondents Gideon Yago and John Norris, with online questions, polling results and commentary delivered again by moderator and WashingtonPost.com political reporter Chris Cillizza.
When it comes to Christmas stories, there are none better than the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol (sorry Ralphie). Published 164 years ago this month, the book has inspired so many retellings, it would be impossible to count, from radio, theater, movies to television, strait forward versions to parodies, and even a couple musicals with everyone from Alastair Sim, George C. Scott and Bill Murray filling the shoes of Ebenezer Scrooge and of course there was Scrooge McDuck. Even Susan Lucci and Vanessa Williams have given female adaptations of the miser. And the remakes keep coming with Jim Carrey will lend his motion capture and voice to a Robert Zemeckis 3D animated version that will come to a theater near you at the end of 2009.
The story of course is a tale of how it is never late to turn your life around and that we are never truly lonely if we do so. And a quick look into his past, present and yet to come, Ebenezer realized himself that it was time to chance before he ended up like his former partner Jacob Marley. It is odd with all the different version of the story, not one Jacob Marley character has given the likeness of Rastafarian like Bob. Mmm, maybe I should write my own version. But anyways.
There have actually been so many retellings of the story that even Scooter McGavin himself has appeared in one. I played a young Ebenezer Scrooge in a classic version, with Victorian clothing and all, and got to make out with the token hot chick for a month or so while “rehearsing.” Nice work if you can get it. That along would get A Christmas Carol inducted to the Scooter Hall of Fame, but considering no mater who made it, or how they reinterpreted, virtually any version of the story is a good one.
A wise man once told me this is the most wonderful time of the year. It is so wonderful that even the really cheesy becomes thoroughly entertaining. Okay thanks to radio stations going all Christmas songs all the time since the crack of dawn on Thanksgiving it is sometime to get holidays overload before the first of December rolls around. For those that can’t enough Christmas I have a treat for you, the full programming guide of ABC Families 25 Days of Christmas. Don’t ask me why Harry Potter or The Incredibles are on the schedule. Well maybe I’m just assuming Potter isn’t festive because as a grown man I really know nothing about the franchise aside the gay dude.
Being the tenth annual 25 Days of Christmas, ABC Family is doing something extra special this year ABCFamily.com will host 25 days of sweepstakes giveaways presented by Dodge starting December 1. And since it is presented by Dodge, yep, there is a car give away, in fact four all-new Dodge Grand Caravans will be given away weekly as Grand Prizes while everyday one person will win a $200 Circuit City gift card. Also over at ABCFamily.com, Dodge is also sponsoring Santa’s Scrapbook, an online tool that helps users create online holiday scrapbooks that you can share with family and friends.
As for the schedule of 25 Days of Christmas below, all times are EST and in the PM unless otherwise noted. Also look out for my previews of the ABC Family orginal movies Holiday in Handcuffs and Snowglobe coming soon. Sorry for the all-caps, it was a cut and paste thing:
Saturday, December 1 (7:30 AM) CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY (9:30 AM) SANTA WHO? – ABC Family Premiere (11:30 AM) RICHIE RICH’S CHRISTMAS WISH (1:30) JINGLE ALL THE WAY (3:30) HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE (7:00) HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Sunday, December 2 (8:00 AM) RICHIE RICH’S CHRISTMAS WISH (10:00 AM) JINGLE ALL THE WAY (2:00) HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (6:00) HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (9:00 HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Monday, December 3 (7:00) RUDOLPH’S SHINY NEW YEAR (8:00) THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (9:00) RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER AND THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS
Tuesday, December 4 (7:00) SNOW (starring Tom Cavanagh and Ashley Williams) (9:00) SANTA BABY (starring Jenny McCarthy)
Wednesday, December 5 (7:00) ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (7:30) THE STORY OF THE FIRST CHRISTMAS SNOW (8:00) I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS (10:00) RUDOLPH’S SHINY NEW YEAR
Thursday, December 6 (7:00) ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS (starring Kathy Ireland) (9:00) TWICE UPON A CHRISTMAS (starring Kathy Ireland)
Friday, December 7 (7:00) SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (8:00) THE POLAR EXPRESS (10:30) THE POLAR EXPRESS
Saturday, December 8 (7:00 AM) RUDOLPH AND FROSTY’S CHRISTMAS IN JULY (9:00 AM) THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF SANTA CLAUS (10:00 AM) NESTOR, THE LONG-EARED CHRISTMAS DONKEY (10:30 AM) PINOCCHIO’S CHRISTMAS (11:30 AM) JACK FROST (12:30) FROSTY’S WINTER WONDERLAND (1:00) TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1:30) RUDOLPH’S SHINY NEW YEAR (2:30) THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (3:30) SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (4:30) THE POLAR EXPRESS (7:00) THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 (starring Tim Allen and Juliet from Lost) (9:00) THE POLAR EXPRESS
Sunday, December 9 (8:00 AM) PRANCER (10:00 AM) SONS OF MISTLETOE (12:00) SANTA JR. (2:00) STEALING CHRISTMAS (starring Tony Danza and Lea Thomson) (4:00) SNOW (6:00) SANTA BABY (8:00) HOLIDAY IN HANDCUFFS (starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez) (10:00) HOLIDAY IN HANDCUFFS
Monday, December 10 (7:00) MARY POPPINS
Tuesday, December 11 (7:00) JACK FROST (8:00) HOLIDAY IN HANDCUFFS (10:00) THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF SANTA CLAUS
Wednesday, December 12 (7:00) FROSTY’S WINTER WONDERLAND (7:30) NESTOR, THE LONG-EARED CHRISTMAS DONKEY (8:00) THE POLAR EXPRESS (10:30) THE POLAR EXPRESS
Thursday, December 13 (7:00) THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY (7:30) THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY BOOK II (8:00) HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Friday, December 14 (7:00) THE CHRISTMAS LIST (9:00) A HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER (7:00) THE CAT IN THE HAT (7:30) DR. SEUSS ON THE LOOSE
Saturday, December 15 (8:00 AM) A MOM FOR CHRISTMAS (10:00 AM) A CHRISTMAS ROMANCE (starring Olivia Newton John) (12:00) CHRISTMAS CAPER (2:00) CHASING CHRISTMAS (4:00) CHRISTMAS IN BOSTON (starring Marla Sokoloff) (6:00) HOLIDAY IN HANDCUFFS (8:00) SNOWGLOBE (starring Christina Milian) (10:00) SNOWGLOBE
Sunday, December 16 (7:00 AM) CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG (10:00 AM) RUDOLPH AND FROSTY’S CHRISTMAS IN JULY (12:00) THE STORY OF THE FIRST CHRISTMAS SNOW (12:30) NESTOR, THE LONG-EARED CHRISTMAS DONKEY (1:00) PINOCCHIO’S CHRISTMAS (2:00) JACK FROST (3:00) FROSTY’S WINTER WONDERLAND (3:30) ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (4:00) RUDOLPH’S SHINY NEW YEAR (5:00) THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (6:00) SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (7:00) THE INCREDIBLES (9:30) THE INCREDIBLES
Monday, December 17 (7:00) PINOCCHIO’S CHRISTMAS (8:00) JINGLE ALL THE WAY (10:00) JACK FROST
Tuesday, December 18 (7:00) RUDOLF’S SHINY NEW YEAR (8:00) SNOWGLOBE (10:00) ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (10:30) NESTOR, THE LONG-EARED CHRISTMAS DONKEY
Wednesday, December 19 (7:00 AM) SANTA JR. (9:00 AM) CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY (7:00) SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (8:00) THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (9:00) RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER AND THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS (10:30) DR. SEUSS ON THE LOOSE
Thursday, December 20 (7:00 AM) PRANCER (9:00 AM) SONS OF MISTLETOE (7:00) CAT IN THE HAT (7:30) THE LORAX (8:00) HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (live action version)
Friday, December 21 (7:00 AM) A CHRISTMAS ROMANCE (7:00) THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (8:00) MARY POPPINS
Saturday, December 22 (7:00 AM) STEALING CHRISTMAS (11:00 AM) A VERY BRADY CHRISTMAS (1:00) SNOWGLOBE (3:00) ELOISE AT CHRISTMASTIME (5:00) MARY POPPINS (8:00) THE INCREDIBLES
Sunday, December 23 (7:00 AM) ELOISE AT THE PLAZA (9:00 AM) ELOISE AT CHRISTMASTIME (11:00 AM) ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS (1:00) TWICE UPON A CHRISTMAS (3:00) SANTA WHO? (5:00) I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS (7:00) HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
Monday, December 24 (11:00 AM) JACK FROST (12:00) RUDOLPH AND FROSTY’S CHRISTMAS IN JULY (2:00) FROSTY’S WINTER WONDERLAND (2:30) ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (3:00) RUDOLPH’S SHINY NEW YEAR (4:00) THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (5:00) SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (6:00) THE POLAR EXPRESS (8:30) THE POLAR EXPRESS
Tuesday, December 25 (7:00 AM) RICHIE RICH’S CHRISTMAS WISH (12:00) A VERY BRADY CHRISTMAS (2:00) SANTA BABY (4:00) SNOW (6:00) THE INCREDIBLES (8:30) THE INCREDIBLES
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