Next week marks the start of the twentieth season of Survivor
(there is some sort of Survivor special tonight) and sure there should be a discussion of the greatest Survivor contestants of all time (which I will get to later), but what started out as a cool social experiment pitting strangers against themselves in the middle of nowhere has dissolved into a contest of who they can find to fit into the smallest bikini with a cool social experiment going on in the background. Not that I am complaining. And to honor that, here are the 25 Hottest Token Hot Chicks in the history of Survivor who managed to remain hot despite not taking a shower for a month.
1. Danielle DiLorenzo - Panama2. Monica Padilla - Samoa
3. Amber Brkich - Australia
4. Eliza Orlins - Vanuatu
5. Sydney Wheeler - Tocantins
6. Parvati Shallow - Cook Island
7. Jamie Dugan - China8. Jenna Morasca - The Amazon
9. Julie Berry - Vanuatu
10. Kimberly Mullin - Palau
11. Morgan McDevitt - Guatemala
12. Paloma Soto-Castillo - Gabon
13. Natalie White - Samoa14. Michelle Yi - Fiji
15. Kelly Goldsmith - Africa
16. Carolina Eastwood - Tocantins
17. Amanda Kimmel - China
18. Stephenie LaGrossa - Palau
19. Alexis Jones - Micronesia20. Dolly Neely - Vanuatu
21. Kim Powers - Africa
22. Elisabeth Filarski - Australia
23. Erinn Lobdell - Tocantins
24. Ashley Trainer - Samoa
25. Darrah Johnson - Pearl Island
Not bad, you got 15 right. Need a few minor adjustments. Get rid of Daniele DiLorenzo, Jamie Dugan, Michelle Yi, Kelly Goldsmith, Carolina Eastwood, Alexis Jones, Dolly Neely, Erinn Lobdell, Ashley Trainer and Darrah Johnson. Add Jenna Lewis, Leaan Slaby, Danni Boatwright, Sally Schumann, Becky Lee, Kelly Czarnicki, Michelle Chase, Marissa Callihan, Candace Woodstock and Gina Crews. Now that's better!!!!!!!!
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