Friday, July 29, 2005

Hopefully Grandma Will Get Run Over By a Reindeer


Grand Theft AutoA couple days ago, I posted a tidbit on Hilary Clinton fight against Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (check out my review – Welcome to the Jungle). Well it seem that another old, dumb, woman is joining the fight. A grandmother from the Bronx has filed a civil suit Wednesday for engaged in false, misleading and deceptive practices. A quick recap of the hoopla – you can find a key on the internet that can unlock a scene involving two digital characters having sex. The grandmother bought the game for her 14 year old grandson and is now distraught that her grandson would be witness to such an act. Keep in mind, on the cover (see right) there are pictures depicting multiple guns, gambling, gang colors, and a woman in a bikini licking her lips while on the back there are more guns and text talking about “dealers and gangbangers.” It is also clearly stated that the game is rated M for Mature (17+) and contains Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, and Use of Drugs. Keep in mind she bought this for a 14 year old. Even without a sex scene, a 14 year old shouldn’t be playing this. I haven’t found out if this grandmother is the legal guardian for the kid, but if she is, and I was social services, I would take that kid away from her.

One of the few things I agree with George Bush on is the need to get rid of frivolous lawsuits and this case is warranted. The only problem is, like many of his campaign promises, he has yet to do anything about this. It time to stand up and get rid of this frivolous lawsuit, and ones like it and then go after the real culprit, the grandmother for buying the kid the game in the first place even with the 17+ warning on it. Of course if she wins, I’ll have no problem collecting my portion of the payout. And it will set a presentiment that will let me sue the makers of Who Framed Rodger Rabbit for adding a from of a naked Jessica Rabbit in their movie, the makers of The Little Mermaid for inserting multiple phallic symbols in their movie, and the makers of White Chicks for stealing 90 minutes of my life that I can never get back.

3 comments:

  1. I agree. But the bigger question here is....what guy actually gets turned on by cartoon sex?

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  2. Prositutes, gangs, guns, murder. No big deal but animated pornography what is the world comming to. I think it is time the government got out of entertanment and beedrooms and back into solving the problems they are creating with the national debt.

    Beckeye,

    I also was wondering that. I turned on my tv one night and it was on I think a showtime channel and it had cartoon characters having sex. It was one of the strangest things I have seen and I quickly changed the channel. I don't understand with all the women in the world why any guy would want to see this.

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  3. Pure Mood - I really wasn't exactly suggesting that the kid be taken away, just that taking the kid away was about extreme as her excuss for filing a lawsuit. And if she want to take it that far, so should child services.

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