Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Previewing Lights Out

Holt McCallany of Lights Out

If you didn’t go into Lights Out knowing that it was about a boxer, you may mistake the opening scene for yet another medical show with a lifeless, bloodied remains of a man laying in a solitary room. But the beaten body is that of Holt McCallany (Three Kings) as Patrick Leary, you can call him Lights, after his last fight as a boxer who is only accompanied by his wife, Catherine McCormack (Braveheart) who waives off the doctor to sew up his cut herself.

The show quickly jumps five year and Lights living almost every ex-boxer cliché, he squandered it all away by lavishly living, gifts to his family: wifey gets a medical degree, pops gets a gym, sister gets a diner, and his brother gets an MBA to manage his finances which he poorly invests away, leaving Lights to appear at bingo parlors and cheesy local advertisements; but he hasn’t quite hit rock bottom just yet because he has yet resorted to the one place careers go to die: Dancing with the Stars.

With his wife in school, Lights has because Mr. Mom to his three daughters, Meredith Hagner (Royal Pains) is the materialistic oldest, Ryann Shane (Amelia) is the middle studious one (which reminded me of Modern Family in the first episode), with Lily Pilblad (Fringe) as the runt of the family who is too young to remember daddy as a fighter and wonders why he is getting punched by other dudes whenever old fight footage comes on television. Lights also has an obligation to his father / trainer Stacy Keach (Titus) who seems to care more about his failing gym than his own failing health. And he does not seem to get any help from his brother Pablo Schreiber (Vicky Christina Barcelona) who has put him in his financial troubles.

It is a good thing for Light Out that the boxer stays out of the ring because it is very hard for sports stories to work (there were only four sports movies released in 2010) when you can flip on ESPN at any given time and see something more amazing than anything a writer can dream up. Friday Night Lights didn’t hit its stride until it focused most of its storylines off the field. When Light Out does focus on the sport is some of its weakest spots like a training montage in episode three that you cannot help but think of Rocky or Lights encounter with a Mixed Martial Arts fighter which may be the most unbelievable part of the show, which says a lot considering the lead character is a Caucasian American former Heavyweight champion (something that hasn’t happened in my lifetime).

Light Out is reminiscent to Men of a Certain Age in that it is depressing to watch. But where there is a glimmer of hope for Ray Romano and his buddies, it seems like things get progressively worse for Lights with every passing episode trying to dig himself out of his hole, only to find himself deeper in it as he has runs in with Bill Irwin (Rachel Getting Married), a shady businessman, Billy Brown (Race to Witch Mountain) as the man who took his title five years ago, and Brown’s fight promoter Reg E. Cathey (American Psycho) who would like to see that rematch finally take place.

Lights Out airs Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. You will be able to stream episodes on Hulu after they air.

Sunday, January 09, 2011

57 Channels and Only This Is On - 1/9/11


How I Met Your Mother: Well that was depressing. I don’t remember the last time a sitcom killed off a character, or at least did so and didn’t play it for laughs (remember when George Costanzia’s fiancé died licking stamps). Even weirder is that right after that announcement, they played the credits (where Neil Patrick Harris was listed as a guest star playing the doctor) with the chirpy theme music. You can stream recent episodes over at cbs.com. You can also download How I Met Your Mother on iTunes.

Pretty Little Liars: I remember this show being a guilty pleasure in the first half of the season, but I am beginning to forget what was so pleasurable about the show and it is starting to become tedious. Like whenever anyone brings up a guy’s name, I have no clue who they are talking about because most of them look the same, or were not very memorable to begin with. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Pretty Little Liars on iTunes.

Greek: When reviewing the previous season, I thought The Truth Is You Can’t Go Back so Enjoy it While You Can was apposite with half of the cast being seniors. What I didn’t realize when I wrote that was that almost all of them wouldn’t actually leave. And if Vegas would actually put odds on these sorts of things, I bet they would have the over/under on Ashleigh returning to Cyprus Rhoades at 2.5 episodes. And sometimes I wonder if the writers bother to watch their own show. Like shouldn’t have Heath graduated too? He was supposed to last semester but bombed his midterms when his brothers got expelled. We do not even get an explanation this time around why he is still an undergrad. And I am pretty sure they established last season that Betsy (who is looking real good with the short hair) was a senior also. But the show does get points for the great use of the little bit softer part of Shout and we finally got a Rebecca / Dale showdown. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu.

Greek on iTunes


Castle: I didn’t get excited when they announced Laura Prepon whould be playing Nikki Heat, but her method acting was thoroughly entertaining. But two people shadowing Beckett was a little much. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Castle on iTunes.

No Ordinary Family: Holy Ricky Schroder sighting! You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download No Ordinary Family on iTunes.

Glory Daze: More evil Leprechaun please. His mental beat down of Stankowski was hilarious. And it turning out to be a decoy Leprechaun was even better. Here’s hoping the show throws reality out the window more often. You can stream recent episodes over at TBS.com. You can also download Glory Daze on iTunes.

Modern Family: I have considered Luke a throwaway character for most of the series, but his water gun motivation is right up their as one of the funniest sight gags the show has ever done. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu.

Modern Family on iTunes


Saturday, January 08, 2011

Best of the Week - 1/8/11


Quote of the Week: You have learned a lot here at Cyprus-Rhoades, one would hope. Just one reminder: there are no refunds. I thought it was funny. (Dean Cameron, Greek)

Song of the Week: Shout (Pts. 1 & 2) – The Isley Brothers (Greek)

Big News of the Week: Winter Season Starts Already: I am really not ready for the winter season start up, but about half of the shows popped up this week. Here is a full rundown of what I intend to watch while avoid going outside in the cold and when they return / premiere.

Monday
8:00 – Chuck (1/17)
8:00 - Pretty Little Liars (1/3)
8:00 – How I Met You Mother (1/3)
9:00 – Greek (1/3)
9:00 – The Cape (1/9) / The Event (2/28)
10:00 – Castle (1/3)
10:00 – Parenthood (3/7)

Tuesday
8:00 – No Ordinary Family (1/4)
10.00 - Parenthood (1/4)
10:00 – Lights Out (1/11)

Wednesday
8:00 – Survivor (2/16)
9:00 – Modern Family (1/5)
9:30 – Mr. Sunshine (2/9)
10:00 – Justified (2/9)

Thursday
8:00 - The Big Bang Theory (1/6)
8:00 – Community (1/20)
8:30 – Perfect Couples (1/20)
10:30 – Outsourced (1/20)

Sunday
The Killing (4/3)

New Album Release of the Week: Showroom Of Compassion - Cake

New DVD Release of the Week: Greek: Chapter Five - The Complete Third Season

Free Download of the Week: Last week I posted the 100 Best Songs of 2010, and more than a few of them I got for free (legally, because stealing bad, mmmkay) and fourteen of them you can still download for the low, low price of nothing. Please note that some are remixes and live versions and not the original, but again, they are free and legal.

4. Power (Remix) – Kanye West (Kanye West)
15. In Sleep (Live) - Lissie (Spinner)
24. Release Me – The Like (RCRDLBL)
28. Got Nuthin’ – Spoon (Amazon MP3)
36. Dog Days Are Over (Breakage Remix) – Florence + the Machine (RCRDLBL)
42. Gimme Sympathy – Metric (Amazon MP3)
45. Home – Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero (RCRDLBL)
59. All Summer – Kid Cudi, Best Coast and Vampire Weekend (Converse)
63. He’s Not a Boy – The Like (RCRDLBL)
66. Dear God 2.0 – The Roots featuring Jim James of Monsters of Folk (RCRDLBL)
68. Infinite Guitars – Sleigh Bells (RCRDLBL)
71. Stylo (Chiddy Bang Remix) – Gorillaz featuring Bobby Womack and Mos Def (RCRDLBL)
80. Written in Reverse – Spoon (Amazon MP3)
85. Working This Job – Drive By Truckers (Spinner)
90. People Say - Portugal the Man (Spinner)
98. Heaven and Earth – Blizten Trapper (Spinner)

Deal of the Week: Over 1,000 Albums for $5 Each: Amazon MP3 has an overabundance of cheap albums to download this month, many that were on my list of the 25 Best Albums of 2010 including Cee Lo Green, Lissie, Sara Bareilles, and Broken Bells.



Video of the Week: In a story I broke earlier this week, Greek season 3 hits shelves this week (see The Truth Is You Can’t Go Back so Enjoy it While You Can) including all twenty episode, here is a promo for the set.

Greek: Chapter 5, Season 3 – DVD Trailer


Next Week Pick of the Week: Lights Out, Tuesday at 10:00 on FX: I already declared the show one of the 11 Events That Will Make 2011 Awesome, check back later this week for a full review.