The Time Traveler’s Wife:
So we are supposed to believe there are five fetuses just stuck in time
somewhere? Gross. Plus it does not make any sense. Henry did not manifest his powers until he experienced
a traumatic experience when he was about ten, but these fetuses could do it
before they are even fully formed. Huh? And Ygritte plan is to just fork younger
Henry’s until one stick just seems just as dumb.
The
First Lady: So the
show ends with Eleanor losing her husband and getting a new job, Betty opening
up a rehab facility and Michelle, well Michelle is dealing with a douchebag
moving into her house. I said it before,
but way too soon to include Michelle on this show. But it turns out that Eleanor ignores her
children so much to the point I was surmised when the only child we saw said
she had six. We rarely saw any Ford
children besides Susan, but they did show up.
The
Man Who Fell to Earth: Oh yeah, I remember those nun from the episode
where the FBI guy birth the cow. I do
not remember why he went there, chasing the alien, I guess. I know we are supposed to think the FBI guy
is evil, but shooting a nun in the back was a little too cold. And that nun bleeding in the shape of angel
wings was a bit much.
I
Love That for You: They got
me with Joanna admitting she was lying only to be revealed that they cut the
feed. But I was correct that they were
going to keep the ruse even if they found out she was lying. But no way are they going to let her leave
for HSN because they could just extort her to stay. I would also like to say, great INXS deep
cut. They are considered an eighties band,
but they did have some great music they put out in the following decade. I will stand by Welcome to Wherever You Are.
In
the Dark: They said
it was an hour to the cabin, but was the sister lawyer really able to get the case
files about the queenpin, make it to the prison, get though the visitation
hurdle, convince the queenpin not to kill her brother, and then have the
queenpin get in contact with her henchmen in time? That is just a completely absurd jump of
logic.
Motherland:
Fort Salem: Ooops, I
forgot to search for a recap on YouTube before watching the new season, that
Previously On was not nearly enough information.
The
Challenge: All Stars: Ugg, I really hate when they leave the episode
on a cliffhanger. I was going to say especially
since there was obviously not going to be a women’s elimination since Veronica
broke her toe while walking down the steps (?) but the next time on has KellyAnne
and Kahlah with helmets on while holding on the stick. T.J. can be very trollish, but would he really
wait until he is just about to blow the whistle before saying, just kidding,
you are both safe? Sure, I would find that
hilarious, just do not make us wait a week to see it.
Obi Wan Kenobi: My two
favorite lines in the episode, if not the entire series, were, "This ends
today." I had a good laugh at that. No it doesn't. I am not one to whine
about stakes, but that was just a trollish line from the writers. The other
was, "Goodbye Darth." So Obi Wan is just on a first name basis with
an evil sith lord already. Okay. But the
Third Sister just turned out to be completely useless and made little sense and
was just one of way too many people this season who were inexplicably defeated but
for some reason were not finished off. After
this and Boba Fett, hopefully Andor puts the Star Wars universe back on track.
Ms.
Marvel: Brown Jovi was great,
but why do you not have them play Livin’ on a Prayer during the fight
sequence? Why not have Brown Jovi soundtrack
the whole series?
The Old Man: Just by seeing her in the cast list, I assumed Maeby was the daughter before seeing she was in the CIA. Thankfully they did not wait that long to make that reveal. I am also glad that they confirmed fairly quickly that the Old Man stole the Warlord's wife because that was my first thought as to why the warlord wants the Old Man. Now I just need for them to reveal why the Warlord waited 30 years to seek his revenge and why the CIA is helping.
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