Saturday, February 05, 2005

Your rhymes are incomplete like Vinny Testaverde

For my first true entry I thought I would pass along some opinions on the upcoming Super Bowl. So here it goes.


Obviously the best place to start is the most talked about player (maybe) in the Super Bowl. Should he play? The answer is up to him. If he feels if he can play, he should. It's the Super Bowl, something that even the best players don't reach. If I were in his shoes, if I could walk I would be on the field. I've played with broken toes, bum knees and other painful predicaments for games that a lot less meaning than the Super Bowl.

Bill Belichick

As a guy who is lodged in my top 10 most hated people alive list, I cannot root for this guy. And to add insult to injury all the sports guys continually call this guy a genius or best coach ever. Whenever anyone says this, I want to show them tapes of his old Brown's (my team bye the way) days. This guy was so bad it gave Modell (who ranks #2 on my most hated list) a reason to move the team out of town. He even benched then traded one of Cleveland most beloved sports star ever only to replace him with... Vinny Testaverde who inspired one of the best sports-inspired rap lyric of all time, "Your rhymes are incomplete like Vinny Testaverde." (A Tribe Called Quest)

Romeo Crennel

Let me take you back to last August when I bought Madden 2005. When I started up franchise mode, here were my first three moves. 1. Traded Jeff Garcia for draft picks, started Luke McCown (luckily cyber McCown's player rating doesn't drop 20 points in cold weather) 2. Traded William Green for draft picks, started Lee Suggs (luckily cyber Suggs isn't as injury proned as the real person) 3. Dropped Butch Davis and signed... you guessed it Romeo Crennel. Seriously, why was I not considered for the Browns' GM job. Look what happened when the Red Sox hired Theo Epstein. Back in the real world the Browns better schedule a press conference on Monday to announce Crennel the new head coach, barring Philly dropping 50 against his defense.


Eagles17, Patriots 12 (Of course I always bet against Belichick, and I always lose, so don't take my prediction seriously) Wait I just thought of something:
Eagles17, Patriots 12
Patriots 33, Eagles 6

Thursday, February 03, 2005


Just starting things off, stay tuned for thoughts about politics, music, TV and anything else I deem worthy.

Scooter's Radio Station

Here is a link to a radio station I set up on Launch - Scooter's Radio Station. Go ahead and check it out, its free.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Terror alert

Terror Alert Level: Severe [RED] Do not miss under any circumstance.

Terror Alert Level: High [ORANGE] Not quite a classic but close enough.

Terror Alert Level: Elevated [YELLOW] Could be better, than again, could be worse.

Terror Alert Level: Guarded [BLUE] If you have nothing better to do.

Terror Alert Level: Low [GREEN] Massively boring or just plain bad.

Past Reviews


7 Days in Memphis - Peter Gallagher
29 - Ryan Adams
A Bigger Bang - The Rolling Stones
A Little More Personal (Raw) - Lindsay Lohan
A Time to Love - Stevie Wonder
All That I Am - Santana
All the Right Reasons - Nickelback
Almost Honest - Josh Kelley
Ain't Nobody Worryin' - Anthony Hamilton
Back Home - Eric Clapton
¡Bastardos! - Blues Travelers
Before the Robots - Better Than Ezra
The Breakthrough - Mary J. Blige
can'tneverdidnothin' - Nikka Costa
Catching Tales - Jamie Cullum
Distortion - Rev Run
Don't Believe the Truth - Oasis
Everything in Transit - Jake's Mannequin
Extraordinary Machine - Fiona Apple
The Fuse - Pennywise
Get Lifted - John Legend
Get Rich or Die Trying - 50 Cent
Hot Fuss: Limited Edition - The Killers
I Am Me - Ashlee Simpson
In Between Dreams - Jack Johnson
Late Registration - Kanye West
Life in Slow Motion - David Gray
Looking for Lucky - Hootie and the Blowfish
Mr. A-Z - Jason Mraz
Nice Talking to Me - Spin Doctors
Nothing Is Sound - Switchfoot
Oh No - OK Go
On the Strength of All Convinced - Daphne Loves Derby
Oral Fixation vol. 2 - Shakira
Out of Nothing - Embrace
Plans - Death Cab for Cutie
The Real Thing - Bo Bice
The Rising Tied - Fort Minor
Room Noises - Eisley
Self Help Serenade - Marjorie Fair
Seventeen Days - 3 Doors Down
Some Hearts - Carrie Underwood
Somebody's Miracle - Liz Phair
Songs for Silverman - Ben Folds
The Sound of White - Missy Higgins
Stand Up - Dave Matthews Band
Switch - INXS
Tommyland: The Ride - Tommy Lee
TP3:Reloaded - R. Kelly
Try - John Mayer Trio
Twentythree - Tristan Prettyman
Unpredictable - Jamie Foxx
Wikked Lil’ Grrrls - Esthero
Who We Are - Hope Partlow
Why Should the Fire Die? - Nickel Creek
Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick
X&Y - Coldplay
You Could Have it so Much Better - Franz Ferdinand


Batman Begins
I (insert lame symbol here) Huckabees
In Good Company
Man of the House
Napoleon Dynamite
National Treasure
Shaun of the Dead
Soul Plane
Super Size Me
Trapped in the Closet
The Upside of Anger


Beauty and the Geek 1x

Chappelle's Show 2x
Desperate Housewives 1x
Everwood 3x
Lost 1x
Rescue Me 2x
Reunion 1x
Smallville 4x
Star Wars: Clone Wars vol. 1
Survivor: Guatemala
Tilt 1x
Veronica Mars 1x

Video Games

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Star Wars: Bounty Hunter


Black Hawk Down - Mark Bowden

Why Courage Matters: The Way to a Braver Life - John McCain


Scooter Hall of Fame

December 2005 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Novenber 2005 - They're All Gonna Laugh at You - Adam Sandler
October 2005 - Ghostbusters
September 2005 - Cracked Rear View - Hootie and the Blowfish
August 2005 - The Madden Series
July 2005 - Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
June 2005 - Slowhand - Eric Clapton
May 2005 - Blazing Saddles
April 2005 - Counting Crows - August and Everything After

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Terror Alert 2006

Terror Alert Level: Severe [RED] Do not miss under any circumstance.

Terror Alert Level: High [ORANGE] Not quite a classic but close enough.

Terror Alert Level: Elevated [YELLOW] Could be better, than again, could be worse.

Terror Alert Level: Guarded [BLUE] If you have nothing better to do.

Terror Alert Level: Low [GREEN] Massively boring or just plain bad.

Past Reviews
See 2005 Reviews

4:21 The Day After - Method Man

9 - Damian Rice
9th Ward Pickin’ Parlor - Shawn Mullins
Absolutely - Sister Hazel
Acoustic Extravaganza - KT Tunstall
American V: The Hundred Highways - Johnny Cash
...Are Me - Barenaked Ladies

Are You Nervous? - Rock Kills Kid
At War with the Mystics - Flaming Lips
B'Day - Beyoncé
Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose - Meat Loaf
The Believer - Rhett Miller
Bird on a Wire - Toby Lightman
Bleeding Heart Graffiti - Nina Gordon
Blowin' Up - Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone
Tha Blue Carpet Treatment - Snoop Dogg
Blue Collar - Rhymefest
Both Sides of the Gun - Ben Harper
Broken Boy Soldier - The Raconteurs
Cassie - Cassie
Checks, Thugs and Rock N Roll - DMC
Coming Home - Lionel Richie
Continuum - John Mayer
Corinne Bailey Rae - Corinne Bailey Rae
Daniel Powter - Daniel Powter
Danity Kane - Danity Kane
The Day Has Come - Cheyenne Kimball
The Duchess - Fergie

Dusk and Summer - Dashboard Confessional
The Evolution of Robin Thicke - Robin Thicke

Eye to the Telescope - KT Tunstall
Eyes Open - Snow Patrol
Feedback - Jurassic 5
Flavor Flav - Flavor Flav
Food & Liquor - Lupe Fiasco

For You it's Me - Train
FutureSex/LoveSounds - Justin Timberlake
Game Theory - The Roots
Gangsta Rap - Ice-T
A Girl Like Me - Rihanna
Girl Next Door - Saving Jane
Goodbye Alice in Wonderland - Jewel
The Great Burrito Extortion Case - Bowling for Soup
The Greatest - Cat Power
High & Mighty - Gov't Mule
Highway Companion - Tom Petty
The High Road - JoJo
Hip Hop Is Dead - Nas
Idlewild - OutKast
I'm Not Dead - Pink
In My Mind - Pharrell
Kingdom Come - Jay-Z
The Last Kiss Soundtrack

Let Love In - Goo Goo Dolls
Lights and Sound - Yellocard
Like Blood Like Honey - Holly Brook
Living with War - Neil Young
Loose - Nelly Furtado
Love Their Country - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Major Lodge Victory - Gin Blossoms
Modern Times - Bob Dylan
Move by Yourself - Donavon Frankenreiter
Nightcrawler - Pete Yorn

Nothing Left to Lose - Mat Kearney
On an Island - David Gilmour
On the Outside - Starsailor
Once Again - John Legend
The Open Door - Evanescence
Paris - Paris Hilton
Pearl Jam - Pearl Jam
The Phoenix - Lyfe Jennings
Play with Fire - Kevin Federline
Press Play - Diddy
A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson
Release Therapy - Ludacris
Revelations - Audioslave
The Road to Escondido - J.J. Cale & Eric Clapton
Sacred - Los Lonely Boys
Sam's Town - The Killers

Second Round's on Me - Obie Trice
The Secret Lives of the Veronicas - The Veronicas
Shine On - Jet

Show Your Bones - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Sing-A-Longs & Lullabies for the Film Curious George - Jack Johnson & Friends
Songs from Black Mountain - Live

Songs We Sing - Matt Costa
Stadium Arcadium - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stand Still, Look Pretty - The Wreckers
Supernature - Goldfrapp
The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani
Taking the Long Way - Dixie Chicks
Taylor Hicks - Taylor Hicks
Ten - Brian McKnight
A Thousand Different Ways - Clay Aiken
Till the Sun Turns Black - Ray LaMontagne
Two Lights - Five for Fighting
Under the Covers - Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs
Under the Iron Sea - Keane
Underage Thinking - Teddy Geiger
Undiscovered - Brooke Hogan
V - Vanessa Hudgens

We Don’t Need to Whisper - Angels and Airwaves
We Shall Overcome - Bruce Springsteen
What's Left of Me - Nick Lachey
When Your Heart Stops Beating - (+44)
Winter Song - Sarah McLachlan
Who I Am - Alice Peacock
Year of the Dog... Again - DMX
Young for Eternity - The Subways

16 Blocks
The Corpse Bride
The Da Vinci Code
Failure to Launch
The Family Stone
Inside Man
The Longest Yard
The Matador
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Must Love Dogs
Pirates of the Caribbean II: Dead Man's Chest
Red Eye
Rumor Has It...
Superman Returns
Wedding Crashers

Arrested Development 3.x
Beauty and the Geek 2.x
Everwood 4.x
Everybody Hates Chris 1.x
How I Met Your Mother 1.x
Lost 2.x
My Name Is Earl 1.x
Rescue Me 3.x
Smallville 5.x
Supergroup 1.x
Supernatural 1.x
Survivor: Cook Islands
Survivor: Exile Island
Veronica Mars 2.x


2006 Scooter Hall of Fame
See 2005's Inductees

January 2006 - Happy Gilmore
February 2006 -
Under the Table and Dreaming - Dave Matthews Band
March 2006 -
No Cure for Cancer - Denis Leary
April 2006 -
Achtung Baby - U2
May 2006 -
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
June 2006 -
Paul's Boutique - Beastie Boys
July 2006 -
Vs. - Pearl Jam
August 2006 - Beavis and Butt-head
September 2006 - Sublime - Sublime
October 2006 - Forrest Gump

November 2006 - Final Fantasy
December 2006 - A Very Special Christmas

Monday, January 31, 2005

Terror Alert 2007

Terror Alert Level: Severe [RED] Do not miss under any circumstance.

Terror Alert Level: High [ORANGE] Not quite a classic but close enough.

Terror Alert Level: Elevated [YELLOW] Could be better, than again, could be worse.

Terror Alert Level: Guarded [BLUE] If you have nothing better to do.

Terror Alert Level: Low [GREEN] Massively boring or just plain bad.

Past Reviews
See 2005 Reviews
See 2006 Reviews

100 Days, 100 Nights - Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings
Alright, Still - Lily Allen
As I Am - Alicia Keys
Back to Black - Amy Winehouse
The Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavigne
Blackout - Britney Spears
The Carnival II: Memoirs of an Immigrant - Wyclef Jean
Carnival Ride - Carrie Underwood
Chase This Light - Jimmy Eat World
Coco - Colbie Caillat
Combinations - Eisley
The Cool - Lupe Fiasco
Curtis - 50 Cent
Dignity - Hilary Duff
Don't Quit Your Day Job - Consequence
Double Up - R. Kelly
Drastic Fantastic - KT Tunstall
Ear Drum - Talib Kweli
Easy Tiger - Ryan Adams
Echo, Silence, Patience & Grace - Foo Fighters
Favourite Worst Nightmare - Arctic Monkeys
Finding Forever - Common
Freedom's Road - John Mellencamp
Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga - Spoon
Good Girl Gone Bad - Rihanna
Graduation - Kanye West
Heores & Thieves - Vanessa Carlton
Icky Thump - The White Stripes
Indiana - Jon McLaughlin
Infinity on High - Fall Out Boy
Introducing Joss Stone - Joss Stone
It Won’t Be Soon Before Long - Maroon 5
Jordin Sparks - Jordin Sparks
Katharine McPhee - Katharine McPhee
Lifeline - Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
Little Voice - Sara Bareilles
Luvanmusiq - Musiq Soulchild
Magic - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Memory Almost Full - Paul McCartney
My December - Kelly Clarkson
Not Too Late - Norah Jones
One Man Revolution - The Nightwatchman
Planet Earth - Prince
Red Gone Wild - Redman
The Reminder - Feist
Rock n Roll Jesus - Kid Rock
Shock Value - Timbaland
Spider-Man 3 Soundtrack
Taking Chances - Celine Dion
This Is Ryan Shaw - Ryan Shaw
Unbreakable - Backstreet Boys
Underclass Hero - Sum 41
Wild Hope - Mandy Moore
Wincing the Night Away - The Shins
Zeitgeist - Smashing Pumpkins

Blood Diamonds
Deck the Halls
The Departed
Friday Night Lights
Knocked Up
Reign over Me
Smokin' Aces
Snakes on a Plane
That Thing You Do! Tom Hanks' Extended Cut
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
Trapped in the Closet chapter 13-22
Wild Hogs

Beauty and the Geek 3
Dexter 1.x
Friday Night Lights 1.x
The Loop 1.x
Rome 1.x
The Surreal Life: Fame Games
Survivor: Fiji
The (White) Rapper Show


2007 Scooter Hall of Fame
See 2005's Inductees
See 2006's Inductees

December 2007 - A Christmas Carol
November 2007 - Midnight Marauders - A Tribe Called Quest
October 2007 - Army of Darkness
September 2007 - The Dukes of Hazzard
August 2007 - Fear of a Black Planet - Public Enemy
July 2007 - Born in the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen
June 2007 - Resovoir Dogs
May 2007 - Evil Empire - Rage Against the Machine
April 2007 - Major League
March 2007 - Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy - The Refreshments
February 2007 - Purple Rain Soundtrack - Prince and the Revolution
January 2007 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Terror Alert 2008

Terror Alert Level: Severe [RED] Do not miss under any circumstance.

Terror Alert Level: High [ORANGE] Not quite a classic but close enough.

Terror Alert Level: Elevated [YELLOW] Could be better, than again, could be worse.

Terror Alert Level: Guarded [BLUE] If you have nothing better to do.

Terror Alert Level: Low [GREEN] Massively boring or just plain bad.

Past Reviews
See 2005 Reviews
See 2006 Reviews
See 2007 Reviews

3 Doors Down - 3 Doors Down
19 - Adele
Another Country - Tift Merritt
Asking for Flowers - Kathleen Edwards
Be OK - Ingrid Michaelson
Big Bad World - Plain White T's
Black Ice - AC/DC
Cardnialology - Ryan Adams and the Cardinals
Dark Horse - Nicelback
The Day Is Brave - Brendan James
Day&nightdriving - Seven Mary Three
Do You Know - Jessica Simpson
Fearless - Taylor Swift
Forth - The Verve
Gossip in the Grain - Ray LaMongtange
Hello - Tristan Prettyman
Evolver - John Legend
A Hundred Million Suns - Snow Patrol
I Am... Sasha Fierce - Beyoncé
Identity - Vanessa Hudgens
In This Life - Delta Goodrem
Last Days at the Lodge - Amos Lee
Lenka - Lenka
Life, Death, Love and Freedom - John Mellencamp
Live to Learn - Darius Rucker
Love, War and the Ghost of Whitey Ford - Everlast
Made of Bricks - Kate Nash
Mockingbird - Allison Moorer
Narrow Stairs - Death Cab foe Cutie
The Odd Couple - Gnarls Barkley
On a Clear Night - Missy Higgins
One of the Boys - Katy Perry
Pebble to a Pearl - Nikka Costa
Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
The Reinissance - Q-Tip
Rockferry - Duffy
Sleep Through the Static - Jack Johnson
Some People Have Real Problems - Sia
These Are Good Times People - Presidents of the United States of America
This Is the Life - Amy MacDonald
This Storm - Sonya Kitchell
[Untitled] - Nas
Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends - Coldplay
Volumn One - She and Him
Warpaint - The Black Crowes
Way to Normal - Ben Folds
We Dance, We Sing, We Steal Things - Jason Mraz

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Lars and the Real Girl
Mad Money
Sex and Death 101
Somebody Help Me
Tripping the Rift: The Movie
The Visitor

The Big Bang Theory 1.x
How I Met Your Mother 3.x
I Love Money
Lost 4.x
Masters of Science Fiction
Raising the Bar 1.x
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites


2007 Scooter Hall of Fame
See 2005's Inductees
See 2006's Inductees
See 2007's Inductees

November 2008 - Surfacing - Sarah McLachlan
October 2008 - Thiller - Michael Jackson
September 2008 - Thriller - Michael Jackson
August 2008 - Fletch
July 2008 - Super Mario Kart
June 2008 - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
May 2008 - Before These Crowded Streets - Dave Matthews Band
April 2008 - Friction, Baby - Better Than Ezra
March 2008 - Shamrock Shakes
February 2008 - Swingers
January 2008 - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill - Lauryn Hill