The Time Traveler’s Wife:
Wait, so the time traveler is
dating Ygritte and the blonde at the same time?
I do wonder at what point do they just have an orgy with multiple
versions of the time traveler. If dude
is willing to soak his own deck, you have to imagine he would be down for that.
Fear the Walking Dead: We learned before the last break that Madison
was coming back but did they really have to wait until the very last episode and
an episode after Alivia (seemingly) died?
For a second, I thought the zombiefied version of the mother kind of
looked like Alicia, I wonder if that was intentional. But I am really having trouble believing
someone who needs oxygen could survive a zombie apocalypse very long. No way Madison is aking it long enough after
the mother destroyed her tank.
The
First Lady: I
am glad they finally got Betty out of the White House because she probably as
the most active post-White House life of any First Lady other than Hilary
Clinton. Actually they could have gotten
her out sooner because two and a half episodes do not seem like enough.
The
Man Who Fell to Earth: I have had
an issue with tone while watching this show; it just seems all over the place. But this was the first episode that actually
felt cohesive. I liked the devise of the
alien talking to his wife. The show may
have been better off if had just been him telling his story on Earth to his
wife. But they found the original alien? Living unground in a mountain in Cambodia? Alrighty.
I have questioned if he was actually still alive or not and… and I still
am questioning if that is really him.
I
Love That for You: Oh my, I
was not expecting that good ol’ southern boy to be having sex with a woman. But now that Beth Ann is on to Joanna,
thinking she is dating her father who is pretending to be her doctor, I wonder
how long until she figures out the entire ruse. Oh, and I really hope clip on bangs
are not a real thing.
Irma
Vep: I liked this show
when Alicia Vikander was on screen, but really disliked it whenever the Fresh
director was on screen. Hopefully he
gets fired from the film.
In
the Dark: Ugg,
they are doing the stupid, three months earlier trope. Let me guess, the blind chick gets released early
for turning on the queenpin and the bald chick shoos her buddy. But why is she not telling the guard that
someone put a razor in her sandwich?
The
Challenge: All Stars: Good riddance to treehouse. Is Sylvia really that horrible of a person or
is she trying way too hard to be part of a possible rivals season? I just cringed at her completely unnecessary
hate towards Kellyanne.
The Real
World Homecoming: New Orleans: This
show just cannot get through a whole season without someone leaving. Though they seem to be having a harder time
getting casts back together if they had to jump from season two to nine. Next up would be Back to New York, but I am
guessing you are not getting The Miz to take two weeks off. Rumors they may have to jump to Austin (season
16) or Key West (17). My suggestion is
go back to the start and get as many from San Francisco and as many from London
and just combine seasons if you cannot get a full cast to show up. Or maybe it is time to try Road Rules
Homecoming. Who would not want to see a
bunch of forty and fifty ear olds spend a week or two in a Winnebago? I was kind of hoping someone from Road Rules
would show up and steal their robotic dog again. Oh well.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Why
knock out the Stormtrooper and drag them into an empty room if you are not
going to steal their armor? A disguise would have made things a bit easier. But
I guess you cannot hide Leia in the suit.
Then Boba's lay down Bacta Tank seems like a much better alternative
than having to be suspended like Darth and Obi-Wan were. But nothing gets me
more than the lighting up a lightsaber in a dark room. Chills every time.
Ms.
Marvel: Well, that was a
delight. It has been a while since I laughed
as hard as I did when the dad walking in in his Hulk costume. For a second, I thought the show was just
going to straight up murder a teenage girl with Thor’s hammer. Hopefully the show does not get ruined by Ms.
Marvel actually getting powers.
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