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Tuesday, December 31, 2024
The 100 Best Songs of 2024
Sunday, May 01, 2022
57 Channels and Only This Is On: May 1, 2022
Fear the Walking Dead: I was not expecting this show to do a teen
rom-com episode. That was weird. Though one of the teens died and the other
one is dying. At first I thought June and
Charlie were playing up the sickness to get the dude to turn off the beckon,
but it turns out she really is sick.
Which would make her the second main character seemingly with a terminal
diagnosis. Though, maybe I should use main
in quotations because I spent most of the episode trying to remember when the
last time we saw Charlie was. I think
she may have been with the group who were holed up in the fort after the bomb
went off, but I do not remember her ever being around Morgan since the
explosion.
The
First Lady: I forgot how
racist the media was against Michelle Obama.
She was so beloved during her time as First Lady; it was shocking to
remember how some tried to portray her as the “angry black woman. Oof.
The
Endgame: Elena has panned
everything out so meticulously, but she did not have a plan in place for the
president to just say fork it and bury her alive? You would think she would have Snow White
monitoring the place in case she was ever removed from Fort Tottem. How do you not see that coming?
The Girl
from Plainville: Involuntary
intoxication… I may have to remember that one.
Though I guess it is not a great defense if there is a warning at the start
of the episode basically saying very few professionals believe it is a
thing. And though I could see it coming
from a mile away, the title of the episode was Teenage Dirtbag, but seeing a
bunch of grade schoolers sing the song to Michelle was creepy but still fairly
entertaining.
Moon
Knight: While it is not
uncommon for people to create a new persona when dealing with trauma, I was
under the impression the primary creates the new persona to deal with the
grief, not to be the one who only remembers their mother and a nice and caring
person. That was a little weird. But R.I.P. Steven? Though if Mark created him once, I guess he
could do it again when he makes it to the land of the living again.
The Real
World Homecoming: New Orleans: Oh no, it looks like Julie was trying to make
up for the months she did not drink during her first visit to New Orleans in
one night. But why doesn’t Tokyo just leave? Danny also wanted to stay, let her be his
problem and let them get an Uber later.
Survivor: Oh joy, another special episode. But what makes Drea look bad was that she
voted out Chantelle and was talking about stealing Maryanne’s Idol. Seems like she was perfectly fine with
getting rid of half of the black people left, she just got mad when he closest
black ally got voted out. I do wonder if
anyone will explain to her the reason why Rocksroy was booted was because he was
trying to start an all dudes alliance. Then Maryanne was perfectly fine going
to Tribal and voting out another black person when the last Tribal she went to another
one was voted out then had to be told by Drea why she should be offended.
But I was sure Tori would be the first successful person to
play the Shot in the Dark. I have been talking
all season we knew Tori would not go home because the opening montage showed
her find something so I was extremely shocked that she went home before she
found anything. I re-watched that
opening montage and Jeff talked about the dumb phrase advantage while there was
a close up of Tori making a shocked face but it seems like I just somehow
morphed that into that she found something.
The
Flight Attendant: So are the two bodies found in the lake the two
people who were in Cassie’s house? And did
fake Cassie alert someone to the bodies being there so they would be
found? But doesn’t Cassie have a pretty
good alibi of being in Iceland at the time?
Sure, she was not on the manifest, but her FBI buddy and the person who
seat she took can vouch for her.
Under
the Banner of Heaven: I know
this is based on re al events, but the show does not need a murder
mystery, the Mormon family drama in the eighties is interesting enough. I could do without the cop stuff. With both episodes going over an hour, I definitely
could have also down without the Joseph Smith flashbacks too. Then the second had way too much dog murder.
Made for
Love: Did they really
think they could do weeks of treatments without someone noticing? I understand dude is a bit of a recluse, but
wouldn’t he need to go to the grocery store eventually or pick up his
meds? He is just never going to go for a
walk? At least he figured it out by the
end of the episode.
Halo: After the big battle last week, this week was
a bit of a letdown. I did like when Master
Chef locked the doctor up to see if she put a failsafe in Cortana, but the rest
fell flat, especially the reveal of the titular place which really means
nothing to someone like me who never played the game.
The Blacklist:
So Red basically started the episode working through if
Mr. Kaplan was really and how silly it sounds that she could be the one be to
kill Lizzie, basically saying pretty much what I said last week. But I am now thinking that the sister is
behind it all. They did make a point to
say how much she looks like her sister.
But how convenient that neither Red nor Harold bothered to join the raid.
I knew that place was going to blow up
the moment neither got out of the car.
Tuesday, December 31, 2019
The 100 Best Songs of 2019
1. The Bones - Maren Morris
2. Stay Young - Maisie Peters
3. Hard Place - H.E.R.
4. Cross Me - Ed Sheeran feat. Chance the Rapper & PnB Rock
5. Thoughts - Sasha Sloan
6. GIRL - Maren Morris
7. Harmony Hall - Vampire Weekend
8. I Was Wrong - BAILEN
9. Lover - Taylor Swift
10. Truth Hurts - Lizzo
11. Out of Love - Alessia Cara
12. Faking It - Sasha Sloan
13. Now I'm In It - HAIM
14. Sunflower - Vampire Weekend feat. Steve Lacy
15. Summer Girl - HAIM
16. Count On Me - The Lone Bellow
17. Oh, What a World - Kacey Musgraves
18. I Get No Joy - Jade Bird
19. BLOW - Ed Sheeran, Chris Stapleton & Bruno Mars
20. This Is On You - Maisie Peters
21. Lo/Hi - The Black Keys
22. Orphans - Coldplay
23. bad guy - Billie Eilish
24. This Life - Vampire Weekend
25. Wildflowers - Elle Fanning
26. seasonal depression - mxmtoon
27. Family and Loyalty - Gang Starr feat. J. Cole
28. You and I - LÉON
29. Complainer - Cold War Kids
30. Late Night Feelings - Mark Ronson feat. Lykke Li
31. You Ain't the Problem - Michael Kiwanuka
32. Adore You - Maisie Peters
33. When I Wasn’t Watching - Mandy Moore
34. Missed Connection - The Head and the Heart
35. Eagle Birds - The Black Keys
36. Castles - Freya Ridings
37. Priorities - Jillian Jacqueline
38. Good as Hell - Lizzo
39. Baby Don't Talk - LÉON
40. Bang Bang - The Avett Brothers
41. Black Moon Rising - Black Pumas
42. Tucson Train - Bruce Springsteen
43. Fire - Sara Bareilles
44. I Guess I Just Feel Like - John Mayer
45. Hold Your Nerve - Boy & Bear
46. Sing Along - Sturgill Simpson
47. Gloria - The Lumineers
48. Go - The Black Keys
49. Outnumbered - Dermot Kennedy
50. prom dress - mxmtoon
51. Almost (Sweet Music) - Hozier
52. Western Stars - Bruce Springsteen
53. Seventeen - Sharon Van Etten
54. The Flower - Michael Franti & Spearhead feat. Victoria Canal
55. Heartless - The Weeknd
56. Just Do It - Lily & Madeleine
57. Supply & Demand - Wilder Woods
58. Bad - James Bay
59. Can't Help the Way I Feel - Lily & Madeleine
60. Common - Maren Morris feat. Brandi Carlile
61. Bad Name - Gang Starr
62. Hallelujah - HAIM
63. SPIRIT - Beyoncé
64. Sure Don't Miss You - The Dip
65. bury a friend - Billie Eilish
66. Gave You Everything - The Interrupters
67. TATTOOED ON MY HEART - Bishop Briggs
68. Hero - Michael Kiwanuka
69. Father of All... - Green Day
70. High Steppin' - The Avett Brothers
71. It Wasn't Easy to Be Happy for You - The Lumineers
72. Something Tells Me - Meg Mac
73. Here With Me (feat. CHVRCHES) - Marshmello
74. NASA - Ariana Grande
75. Rainbow - Kacey Musgraves
76. Burning - Maggie Rogers
77. Crowded Table - The Highwomen
78. Season’s Greetings - Stella Donnelly
79. Black Jeans - Lucie Silvas
80. At Least I Look Cool - Sasha Sloan
81. Forgive Me Friend - Smith & Thell feat. Swedish Jam Factory
82. Cheap Queen - King Princess
83. Don't Leave Me Lonely - Mark Ronson feat. YEBBA
84. Sucker Punch - Sigrid
85. Give Me My Name Back - Meg Mac
86. I Dare You - The Regrettes
87. Bad Ideas - Tessa Violet
88. My Motto - Jade Bird
89. Do Your Worst - Rival Sons
90. I Like (The idea of) You - Tessa Violet
91. No Bullets Spent - Spoon
92. Blame It On Your Love - Charli XCX
93. Insomnia - Daya
94. Out of Touch - Dove Cameron
95. Everyone Hides - Wilco
96. Beloved - Mumford & Sons
97. Prophet - King Princess
98. Ride out in the Country - Yola
99. in my head - Ariana Grande
100. Come Tomorrow - Dave Matthews Band feat. Brandi Carlile
Thursday, June 20, 2019
The Five Most Anticipated Albums of Summer 2019
Last week I saw a Billboard headline that asked are labels signing too many artist? After the music industry almost died during the height of downloading, it seemed like most Top 40 radio stations only played 25 songs, streaming has been a huge boon and they are making almost as much money as the CD era. So to answer Billboard's question, no. With more signees means more diversity, after a long period where record companies were just throwing around crash to Soundcloud rappers, hopefully with the boon it will spawn the weirdness in the nineties where you had alt rock, gangsta rap, Boyz II Men, Hootie and The Blowfish, and Celine Dion all selling boatloads of CD's. Even Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, and johnny Cash had huge comeback albums. With the overabundance of music come are way, I am actually able to come up with a Most Anticipated list for the first time in a while.
1. Originals - Prince (Tomorrow) - We are all familiar with songs like Manic Monday, Jungle Love, and the Glamorous Life but what some people may not know is that Prince wrote all three of those songs and many more that he handed off to artists as diverse as Martika and Kenny Rogers. Much like last years Piano and a Microphone 1983 these are all demos and not completely finished songs but like that album, this will at the very least be an interesting album to listen to.
2. "Let's Rock" - The Black Keys (June 28) - The duo released six albums in their first eight years as a band but just two in the next eight years. And the last one, Turn Blue was a weird psychedelic turn. Thier firt in five years sounds like a reeturn to the garage rock that got them the rare guitar based radio this decade. And I am all ready to have some rock back in my life.
3. Jimmy Lee - Raphael Saadiq (August 23) - Speaking of a long hiattus, it has been eight years since the last album by the RnB legend but listening to the first single Something Keeps Calling, it will be worth the wait. Really, old school RnB is another thing I really need back in my life.
4. No.6 Collaborations Project - Ed Sheeran (July 12) - Before he got signed and released mathematical themed album titles, Ed Sheeran numbered his EP's, the last of which was No.5 Collaborations Project. No word on who he is collaborating with other than Justin Beiber (meh) and Chance the Rapper (much better) which have already been released as single.
5. Lover - Taylor Swift (August 23) - Alright, Reputation was pure trash. And Me! was not much better, but Taylor does tend to release her cheesiest songs first. You Need to Calm Down is a little better. Here is hoping she is holding off her best for the album release like she has done for hr best albums.
Here are some other albums coming out this summer that will at least be worth a spin on Spotify. Click on the album name to pre-order on Amazon. Click on the artist's name to be taken to their iTunes page.
Tomorrow
Help Us Stranger - The Raconteurs
Late Night Feelings - Mark Ronson
Ride Me Back Home - Willie Nelson
Blood - Collective Soul
June 28
From Muscle Shoals - Foy Vance
Stranger Songs - Ingrid Michaelson
July 5
Brand New Day - Eddie Money
July 12
III - Banks
Solutions - K.Flay
Voyager - 311
Full Circle - Angie Stone
∑(No,12k,Lg,17Mif) New Order + Liam Gillick: So It Goes.. (Live at MIF) - New Order
July 19
Singular Act II - Sabrina Carpenter
Throwing Copper (25 Anniversary) - Live
July 26
Fever Dream - Of Monsters and Men
Little Yachty - Sugar Ray
Hotel Last Resort - Violent Femmes
Live From The Artists Den - Soundgarden
Everything Hits At Once: The Best Of Spoon - Spoon
August 2
Finch - Penny & Sparrow
Interpreting the Masters, Volume 2: (A Tribute to Van Halen) - The Bird and the Bee
Live at Woodstock - Creedence Clearwater Revival
August 9
How Do You Love? - The Regrettes
August 16
Thrashing Thru the Passion - The Hold Steady
August 23
Threads - Sheryl Crow
Hello From Las Vegas - Lionel Richie
September 6
Lost Girls - Bat for Lashes
404 - Barns Courtney
Valve Bone Woe - Chrissy Hynde
September 13
III - The Lumineers
Charli - Charli XCX
September 20
Why Me? Why Not. - Liam Gallagher
October 4
Closer Than Together - The Avett Brothers
TBD
Masochism - Sky Ferreira
Run the Jewels 4 - Run The Jewels
Adele
Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
Chance the Rapper
D'Angelo
Guns N' Roses
Hootie & The Blowfish
Keane
Lorde
Mandy Moore
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Rihanna
And of course this could be the quarter we here Dr. Dre's Detox. Recently Flying Lotus says he has heard Detox and claims it is better than Compton, so maybe there is a chance us common people will hear it soon too.
Monday, October 02, 2017
I Want My Music Television: 10/2/2017
The last time U2 walked around the city streets of an American city, I Still Havn’t Found What I’m Looking For in Las Vegas, that felt epic. Three decades later, walking around the streets of New York City just seems mostly boring.
I really dig this song by Jessie Ware, it gives me a very early Sade vibe to it.
Should I know who Ellia Sophia or JD Wilkes is? She kind of looks like Lili Simmons while he looks like Cochran from Survivor. Otherwise I am not sure while either gets a “starring” credit in ta Dan Auerbach music video.
Lift is off Radiohead’s OK Computer rerelease and the video feels like something out of the ninties (right down to the rectangular screen.
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
I Want My Music Television: 5/30/2017
Fun fact: I grew up about fifteen miles away from Dan Auerbach around the same time. I am pretty sure we played soccer against each other, and let me say, that looked nothing like my teenage years, unlss you count watching Dazed and Confused which took place before me or Dan were even born. And wait, is that the chick from The Goldbergs? She just cannot do anything in present day can she?
Well Train recruited the weirdest group to do a Wedding Crashers reboot.
Oh hey, 311 are still a thing. It is weird these bands who were huge at one point just keep chugging along. Apparently this song has even charted on the Alternative Songs charts. Who knew there was still and Alternative chart? Oh yeah, that is a stupid name for a song.
Speaking of relics from the nineties that never actually broke up and are still at it, Hanson is celebrating their twenty-fifth anniversary this year. Goodness that makes me feel old. Oh yeah, and all those kids in this video are the band members.
Tuesday, April 04, 2017
I Want My Music Television: 4/4/2017
Alright, the new A Tribe Called Quest video is really cool.
So am I the only one who hears Juice Newton’s Queen of Hearts in the new solo song from The Black Keys Dan Auerbach?
Of course a rapper releases a song called “Humble” and it is anything but. And the video features Kendrick Lamar as a pope (I think) and the head of The Last Supper (pretty obvious). And I just want to assume there is a New Jack City reference in there. I know when I see hot chicks counting money in their underwear (or less) I think New Jack City.
Apropos that I first saw this video on April Fool’s Day because Cam'ron sampling A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton is just a humongous joke.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
The 100 Best Songs of 2014
1. Destination - Nickel Creek
2. Take Me to Church - Hozier
3. Boom Clap - Charli XCX
4. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars
5. XO - Beyoncé
6. Kansas City - The New Basement Tapes
7. Say You Love Me - Jessie Ware
8. Blue Moon - Beck
9. Get Hurt - The Gaslight Anthem
10. Waiting Game - Banks
11. Mother and Father - Broods
12. Gotta Get Away - The Black Keys
13. Dearly Departed - Shakey Graves featuring Esmé Patterson
14. Keep It to Yourself - Kacey Musgraves
15. Understand - The Roots featuring Dice Raw and Greg Porn
16. Fever - The Black Keys
17. Supernova - Ray LaMontagne
18. Air Balloon - Lily Allen
19. If I Could Change Your Mind - Haim
20. Jungle - X Ambassadors and Jamie N Commons
21. Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran
22. Yellow Flicker Beat - Lorde
23. Blank Space - Taylor Swift
24. Bridges - Broods
25. Rollin' and Tumblin' - The Gaslight Anthem
26. Every Breaking Wave - U2
27. Bad Self Portraits - Lake Street Dive
28. Fall In Love - Phantogram
29. Beggin For Thread - Banks
30. I Blame Myself - Sky Ferreira
31. Brill Bruisers - The New Pornographers
32. Budapest - George Ezra
33. Gimme Something Good - Ryan Adams
34. Love Me Harder - Ariana Grande featuring The Weeknd
35. Our Time - Lily Allen
36. My Silver Lining - First aid Kit
37. I Wanna Get Better - Bleachers
38. Magic - Coldplay
39. Left Hand Free - Alt-J
40. Do You - Spoon
41. Right Time - Nikki Lane
42. Rabbit - Lily and Madeleine
43. The Heart - Needtobreathe
44. First Things First - Neon Trees
45. Hurt You - Toni Braxton and Babyface
46. Be Mine - Meiko
47. Hate To See Your Heart Break - Paramore featuring Joy Williams
48. Strong - London Grammar
49. Reflections - Misterwives
50. Ex's and Oh's - Elle King
51. I'm Not the Only One - Sam Smith
52. She Used to Love Me a Lot - Johnny Cash
53. Word Crimes - "Weird Al" Yankovic
54. Ain't It Fun - Paramore
55. Cecilia and the Satellite - Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
56. Just One of the Guys - Jenny Lewis
57. Red Eyes- The War on Drugs
58. Diamond Eyes - Boyz II Men
59. The Wall - Willie Nelson
60. Kingdom - Common featuring Vince Staple
61. The Heart Wants What It Wants - Selena Gomez
62. This Is What It Feels Like - Banks
63. I Don't Want To Change You - Damien Rice
64. Let's Be Still - The Head and the Heart
65. Happy Idiot - TV on the Radio
66. Another Story - The Head and the Heart
67. Talk (Expletive Deleted), Get Shot - Body Count
68. Morning Song - The Avett Brothers
69. High Road - Mastodon
70. Something from Nothing - Foo Fighters
71. Never Gonna Change - Broods
72. The Miracle (Of Joey Ramone) - U2
73. Foil - "Weird Al" Yankovic
74. Automatic - Miranda Lambert
75. Don't - Ed Sheeran
76. Invisible - U2
77. Brain - Banks
78. L.A.F. - Broods
79. Back in the World - David Gray
80. Lazaretto - Jack White
81. Drowning - Banks
82. Girls - The 1975
83. Ink - Coldplay
84. Drive-in Movies - Ray LaMontagne
85. Riptide - Vance Joy
86. The Chamber - Lenny Kravitz
87. Paris - Magic Man
88. Stay With Me - Sam Smith
89. Light Will Keep Your Heart Beating in the Future - Mike Doughty
90. Tough Love - Jessie Ware
91. Let Her Down Easy - George Michael
92. Figure It Out - Royal Blood
93. I Hope This Whole Thing Didn't Frighten You - The Hold Steady
94. Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon
95. Somethin' Bad - Miranda Lambert with Carrie Underwood
96. Cool Kids - Echosmith
97. Wild - Royal Teeth
98. Stranger to My Happiness - Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
99. Girl In a Country Song - Maddie and Tae
100. Waking Light - Beck
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Acting Right Is So Routine, Fever Let Me Live a Dream
Not that long ago I was talking to someone about who the biggest rock band in the country was. After morning the slow decline of the genre we decided that The Black Keys held that titled depending on if you consider Mumford and Sons a rock band or not. It is amazing to think that considering that when they started they were either considered a more pure version of The White Stripes or a complete rip-off (I was in the former camp).
But with their past three albums, the Keys sounded like they were actively looking for rock stardom making short and compact rock songs like a modern day Creedence Clearwater Revival. And they achieved just that with back to back platinum album, an increasingly rare feat these days, with instant earworm guitar riff like on Lonely Boy. They even managed to cram a Led Zeppelin song into three minutes on Little Black Submarines.
So what you do when you are not the biggest band in the country? You go weird just like U2 did on Achtung Baby or Metallica with Load. After all the great riffs the duo came up with on previous albums, the first single off of Turn Blue, Fever featured a fuzzed out bass and keyboards that sound like they came from a sixties garage band. And Fever ended up just being a transition song to ease you into the new Keys, the rest of Turn Blue gets much weirder.
The album starts off with Weight of Love where the nice compact songs the duo has been crafted built around tight riffs turns into an extended near seven minute jam with multiple and lengthy guitar solos. You do not even hear Dan Auerbach’s voice until the two minute, the then the mood it set. Danger Mouse has co-produced two of the last three albums by the band, but Turn Blue is the first time his influence is truly felt as Turn Blue (I have a feeling the multiple bass grooves that populate the album are by his design) feels more like Mouse’s Broken Bells project, moody and psychedelic that seems influenced by early Pink Floyd, but the Black Keys sound is much more complete than either of the Broken Bells albums.
The best parts of Turn Blue is actually when the goes in near ballad mode. Bullet to the Brain sounds like a moodier version of Never Gonna Give You Up from Brothers. And where Broken Bells tried for a hippie version of the Bee-Gees on Holding on For Life, the Keys do a much better job at that with back to back songs Waiting on the Words and 10 Lovers.
The album closer Gotta Get Away reminded me a lot of Bound 2. No, not that I could envision Dan and drummer Patrick Carney recreate the video Seth Rogan / James Franco style, but after such a sound departure of Yeezus, it seem like Kanye West put the song at the end of the album as to say, “yeah this album may have been rough, but here is one for the long time fans who were with me back when all my songs had sped up soul samples.” For the Black Keys, after an album filly with trippy psychedelic sounds and lengthy guitar solos (the longest coming at the end of the second to last song In Our Prime), it ends with a song for those who jumped on the band’s bandwagon on the previous three albums as Gotta Get Away is their most Creedence sounding song yet. Turn Blue may not be the band’s best (and it certainly will not be its most successful), but it is definitely an album where you cannot wait to hear where the band goes next. Keep in mind Achtung Baby and Load were followed up by ever weirder Zooropa and Reload. Unfortunately both of those were followed by Pop and St. Anger.
Song to Download - Weight of Love
Turn Blue gets a on my Terror Alert Scale.
Monday, May 05, 2014
I Want My Music Television: 5/5/14
There have been a couple of videos that have caught my eye lately so I thought I’d give them some love since the death of Musical Television left a void for a forum on the art form. If you are interested in buying the video through iTunes, click the title link (where available). If you are interested in buying the song, look for a link in the analysis.
Praise The Black Keys. They even got me to watch the video again just to read the names and donations. And for those that want to know what is on the other side of the phone number but do not want to call, it is online too.
When I first saw the split screen I thought this was going to be a cheap Closing Time rip off, but actually turned out to be really touching. As for the song, I think it is safe to say it will not lift A Great Big World out of one hit wonderdom. But at least we learn the other dude is also a singer, I was thinking he was a Ryan Lewis type guy who just stands around. But even singing, it is still a little weird. They should really give him an instrument to make his less weird even if it is just a tambourine.
ZZ Ward got her start when her song Til the Casket Dropped was used in a promotional campaign for Pretty Little Liars and it looks like she is becoming the in house musician for the show because her new single got tapped to promote the summer premiere. Unfortunately the music video is dedicated to the horrible Ezra and Aria storyline. Since they dedicated a who music video to the affair I am fearing that the bullet wound to Erza was not fatel.
Does the world need a disco version of I Shot the Sheriff? Probably not. But thanks anyway N.A.S.A..
Sunday, November 17, 2013
57 Channels and Only This Is On: 11/17/13
Once Upon a Time: So the Darling boys grew old enough to be in their twenties before Peter Pan kept them in a un-aging state, but Wendy looks exactly the same she did the last time we saw her. Alrighty.
You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Once Upon a Time on iTunes.
Homeland: Most shows have a point of view character, someone who speaks for the viewers, usually a newbie to the team, who asks the questions that the people watching would want to know. I am beginning to think Senator Lockhart is such the character on Homeland. He is the new guy to the CIA and looks around and asks, what the frack is wrong with you people and they ends the episode locked in the dark. Yep, that pretty much sums up the viewing experience of this season on Homeland.
The Walking Dead: Just like Brody on Homeland, it was only a matter of time before The Governor showed up. Brody was given pretty much a whole episode, three into the season (and has not been seen since) whereas The Governor only got a cameo at the end of episode five. Last week I predicted he would run into Carol, but it looks like he did not travel that far away from the prison. So that puts him in play for feeding the zombies rats that we saw early in the season.
You can download The Walking Dead on iTunes.
Masters of Sex: Well that was the least sexy sex scene ever. At least between two relatively attractive people. I never thought anything involving Lizzy Caplan would be possible. I do wonder who Masters will impregnate first, his wife or his assistant. I am a little surmised the talk of contraception has yet to come up in the research. Did they even have readily available contraception back in the fifties?
The Voice: It is hard to quit the show cold turkey because I need something to watch between 2 Broke Girls and the Blacklist and The Goldbergs and Sons of Anarchy so I half watched those hour and a half while flipping around and making pithy comments on Twitter (#VoiceSave Holly Henry). I was a little interested to how the Instant Save turned out hoping it failed miserably. And it kind of did. After making my pithy comment I decided to scroll the hashtag results and saw about 80-90% of them for Jonny, Blake even pointed this out when Carson asked him who he thought America would save. Even the retweet of The Voice’s official tweets were the most for Jonny (followed by Josh with Kat in the hole). Yet the first person eliminated with the lowest amount of tweets was Jonny. Huh? My first thought was there must have been a lot of tweeters who misspelled his name (most people would naturally want to put an “h” in it like Johnny Cash) but supposedle the show allows five different misspellings (people like Jonny, Jaquie, and Tessann need such a thing but it is funny to see the five ways you are allowed to misspell Ray). This just does not pass the sniff test. Unfortunately the Instant Save will not be going anywhere, at least no time soon because the ratings were way up from last week’s results show which was a series low for the show and even matched last week’s Tuesday performance show. Hopefully the novelty wears off and ratings drop again like I thought would when you pull a stunt that alienates half the country and it is scrapped for next season. But really all I want next season is better talent than what makes up this top ten.
You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download songs performed this week with the widget at right.
The Blacklist: I thought the promo monkeys said there was going to be a big reveal this week? Did I miss it? All I saw was more speculation that Red is really Lizzie’s father but no real confirmation.
You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download The Blacklist on iTunes.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Yep, Simmons is quickly becoming the most entertaining character by a long mile on the show. Her awkward encounter with Agent Sitwell was hilarious.
You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on iTunes.
Sons of Anarchy: Oh Tara, I told you that you should have turned on the club while you were in jail instead of concocting this elaborate plan that fell like a house of cards once you recruited a junkie and friend of the club. But now that she is at her breaking point, anything is possible with her. Speaking of anything is possible; Jax really tangled a web trying to get out of guns. Is he really going to turn rat and sell out both the Irish and the Koreans?
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Survivor: Blood vs. Water: I like when they start doubling up Tribal Councils post merge, especially when the votes are as obvious as Vytas and Tina. I also liked Vystas just throwing bombs all over Tribal on his way out. He called out Monica, pointed out the chicks could easily take over the game. I am surprised more people do not do it when they know their number is up. And though I am glad they retired the gross eating challenge seasons ago, I am glad they brought it back for Gervase to have to partake in it again. And he almost won this time. I wonder if he spent the last decade eating strange delicacies for this very moment.
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Parenthood: It is weird the election storyline is expanding well past the real world elections. But I wonder if there will be a point where Amber goes to the press without Kristina’s consent. I was kind of assuming that was going to happen this week.
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