Scooter McGavin's 9th Green

Quote of the Week : And I’m gonna give you a minute to extradite yourself out my face before I have to paint your office with your (expleti...

Quote of the Week : I guess I was just grossed out that I had to hear, like, fifteen billion poems about my mother’s vagizzle. (Amber, Pa...

Tool Academy : Human lie detector? Seriously? What is most disturbing is they said the chick’s testimony holds up in the court of law. I’...

Tool Academy : Two episodes for the price of one. Though I do not understand why they didn’t air one during the Oscars. I cannot imagine ...

The Marriage Ref : My first thoughts when NBC cut into The Olympics Closing Ceremonies to air a special of The Marriage Ref was that it wa...

Chuck : If Morgan defiles Lana Lang I will have to boycott Chuck forever. Hopefully her letting it slip that Chuck went to Paris will have...

Hope for Haiti Now : Stevie Wonder singing Simon and Garfunkel, Taylor Swift covering Better Than Ezra, Jay-Z teaming up with Bono, The Edg...

Quote of the Week : (Facebook) is all about finding people you never got a chance to sleep with in high school or college. It’s annoying. (R...

How I Met Your Mother : Didn’t we already have an episode where Marshall refused to acknowledge the hotness of a hot chick with Lily try to...

Quote of the Week : Or we can throw that pig through the (expletive deleted)’s windshield. Send her a message. (Chloe, Mercy ) Song of t...