Monday, November 23, 2009

The 100 Hottest Hot Chicks of the 00's


Kate Bosworth is hot1. Kate Bosworth (Blue Crush)

2. Kristin Kreuk (Smallville)

3. Natalie Portman (Closer)

4. Ana Ivanović (Serbian Tennis)

5. Carrie Underwood (Cowboy Casanova)

6. Minka Kelly (Friday Night Lights)

7. Yvonne Stahovski (Chuck)

8. Maggie Grace (Lost)

9. Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives)

10. Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

11. Olivia Munn (Attack of the Show)

12. Adriana Lima (Victoria's Secret Model)

13. Emmanuelle Chriqui (Wrong Turn)

14. Keira Knightley (Atonement)

15. Julianne Hough (Danicing with the Stars)

16. Natalie Coughlin (US Swimming)

17. Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde)

18. Sophia Bush (John Tucker Must Die)

19. Elisha Cuthbert (The Girl Next Door)

Natalie Portman is hot20. Rachel McAdams (Wedding Crashers)

21. Eliza Dushku (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

22. Amber Heard (Never Back Down)

23. Ashley Green (Summer's Moon)

24. Anne Hathaway (The Devil Wears Prada)

25. Jessica Alba (Into the Blue)

26. Stacy Keibler (WWE)

27. Heather Mitts (US Soccer)

28. Christina Aguilera (I Turn to You)

29. Nelly Furtado (Turn Off the Light - Nelly Furtado)

Ana Ivonovic is hot30. Anna Kournikova (Russian Tennis)

31. Penélope Cruz (Vanilla Sky)

32. Maria Menounos (Entertainment Tonight)

33. Sienna Miller (Keen Eddie)

34. Katrina Bowden (30 Rock)

35. Jennie Finch (US Softball)

36. Rachel Stevens (Some Girls)

37. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Heartbreakers)

38. Amerie (1 Thing)

39. Brooklyn Decker (Sports Illustrated Swimsuit)

Carrie Underwood is hot40. Vanessa Hudgens (Say OK)

41. Teresa Palmer (Bedtime Stories)

42. Kaley Cuoco (The Big Bang Theory)

43. Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls)

44. Maria Sharapova (Russian Tennis)

45. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire)

46. Christina Milian (Dip It Low)

47. Alicia Keys (Smokin' Aces)

48. Julie Gonzalo (Eli Stone)

49. Olivia Wilde (The Black Donnellys)

Minka Kelly is hot50. Alison Brie (Community)

51. Rachel Bilson (The O.C.)

52. Amanda Seyfried (Mean Girls)

53. Shakira (She Wolf)

54. Sara Foster (The Big Bounce)

55. Rachel Nichols (P2)

56. Amy Adams (Sunshine Cleaning)

57. January Jones (Mad Men)

58. Jessica Simpson (These Boots Are Made for Walkin')

59. Erin Andrews (ESPN)

Yvonne Strahovski is hot60. Jennifer Ellison (The Phantom of the Opera)

61. Mandy Moore (Because I Said So)

62. Ana Beatriz Barros (Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit)

63. Blake Lively (Gossip Girl)

64. Ashley Williams (Snow)

65. Miranda Kerr (Victoria's Secret Model)

66. Brittany Snow (John Tucker Must Die)

67. Kate Beckinsale (Pearl Harbor)

68. Sarah Shahi (Alias)

69. Lauren London (Drivin' Me Wild)

70. Anna Nalick (Breathe (2 A.M.))

71. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Death Proof)

72. Laura Vandervoort (Smallville)

73. Sasha Cohen (US Ice Skating)

74. Emma Stone (The House Bunny)

75. Michelle Trachtenberg (Mercy)

76. Tiffany Dupont (Greek)

77. Claudette Ortiz (Caramel)

78. Joanna Garcia (Reba)

79. Paz Vega (Spanglish)

Eva Longoria is hot80. Michelle Monaghan (Made of Honor)

81. Allison Mack (Smallville)

82. Rashida Jones (I Love You, Man)

83. Lauren Bergfeld (Beauty and the Geek)

84. Evangeline Lily (Lost)

85. Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th)

86. Kelli Garner (Man of the House)

87. Becki Newton (Ugly Betty)

88. Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow)

89. Alicia Leigh Willis (The L Word)

90. Lacey Chabert (Mean Girls)

91. Leighton Meester (Surface)

92. Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica)

93. Amy Acker (Angel)

94. Michelle Ryan (Bionic Woman)

95. Adrianne Padalicki (Friday Night Lights)

96. Autumn Reeser (The O.C.)

97. Ginnifer Goodwin (He's Just Not That Into You)

98. Princess Madeleine Thérèse Amelie Josephine (Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland)

99. Nikki Reed (Cherry Crush)

100. Alexis Bledel (Sin City)


(Scooter’s Note: This list is based the chicks at their hottest peak as designated by the movie, television show, music video, etc. in the parentheses. It does not take into account if they let themselves go later in the decade. For a deeper look into this list, check out Breaking Down the Hottest Hot Chicks of the 00's.)

Sunday, November 22, 2009

57 Channels and Only This Is On vol. CVII


The Prisoner: This was someone entertaining, but a little too David Lynchy at times. And it didn’t take me that long to figure out what The Village was, although I wasn’t able to figure out what 6’s part in all of it. Still I would have preferred the show to play across six straight Sundays rather than the six hours over three days like it was. But in the ends I wish networks would do more of these quick one and done shows like this.

The Prisoner on iTunes


How I Met Your Mother: How stupid are these people, I knew from the very beginning that the Scuba Diver would end up being an elaborate plan to pick up a chick. Seriously, have these people not met Barney before? You can stream recent episodes over at cbs.com. You can also download How I Met Your Mother on iTunes.

Trauma: In an episode that saw a dude get slammed into window, a baby get delivered on a helicopter, and a few protruding bones, still the most disgusting part of the episode was a dude drinking from a shoe. Ewww. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Trauma on iTunes.

The Big Bang Theory: The show is always at its best when Penny and Sheldon are together but this was a little force, c’mon, Penny should have known that calling an ambulance would have been faster than having Sheldon drive. We even get a repeat of the “Check Engine” light discussion. But all is forgiven thanks to Penny making Sheldon sing Soft Kitty. You can download The Big Bang Theory on iTunes.

Castle: Even though Castle and Beckett’s relationship is entertaining by itself, I wouldn’t be opposed to them bringing in the black dude for more ride-a-longs. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Castle on iTunes. Also be sure to check out my chat with Stana Katic.

Sons of Anarchy: Wow, I never imagined Tig cracking like he did and just blurt out that he killed Opie’s wife right to his face. My jaw was dropped for most of the rest of the episode. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Sons of Anarchy on iTunes.

Mercy: Dawn Summer’s reactions are priceless, in fact I wouldn’t mind if she doesn’t say anything and all we get from her are reaction shots all episode long. Too bad she wasn’t the one that discovered the chick had a little something extra growing down there. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu. You can also download Mercy on iTunes.

Modern Family: I knew that Edward Norton was going to be on Modern Family sometime this season but I am glad I didn’t know when or who until he showed up as the bassist for Spandau Ballet. Norton has never been this funny (although, has Norton ever been funny before). And we get the triumphant return of Dylan (although he didn’t get to sing this week). All that and the funniest moment may have been when Al Bundy started spaying down his step-son when he started hitting on his granddaughter. You can stream recent episodes on Hulu.

Modern Family on iTunes


Real World-Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins: Over the past decade, the drunken morons of this show have done some pretty some things yet Brad by far takes the cake for dumbest cast member ever but goading Durrell into fighting him. He just kept at it until he finally cracked and go his skull crack. Seriously, I was not prepared for Brad’s “after” look. And you have to ask the question, at what point do producers step in? You don’t see anyone get booted for fighting except this one. There has to be a reason for that. You can stream recent episodes over at mtv.com. You can also download Real World-Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins on iTunes.

Survivor: Samoa: They really need to get rid of that stupid tie breaker. It makes the baseball deciding home field advantage in the World Series with the All-Star Game seem fair in comparison. They should go back to fire making as a tie breaker. And how do you not switch your vote if you are in that situation? You may not vote out who you want, but I rather that happen then possibly be voted out. You can stream recent episodes over at cbs.com.

Survivor on iTunes


Community: It is interesting that NBC goes through all this trouble to have a “Green Week” yet most of the shows that participated basically just make fun of it. Nobody participated in the bike ride to work on Mercy and here the dean wasted all that paper to promote Envirodale. But there are very few things more entertaining than a teacher pulling a student around in a desk while they are still in it. You can stream current episodes on Hulu. You can also download Community on iTunes.